關於少兒英語小笑話故事篇壹
What did one cannibal say to the other while theywere eating a clown?
當兩個食人族在吃小醜的時候，壹個食人族人會對另壹個人食人族人說什麽呢?
He said: "Does this taste funny to you?"
他會說：?這個小醜嘗起來是不是很怪啊?
關於少兒英語小笑話故事篇二
Today I was carring my four-month old son in acheck out line. An old couple behind us remindedthat I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere.
今天我帶著我四個月大的兒子在收銀臺排隊。我身後的壹對老夫妻提醒我說，如果妳壹直抱著妳的兒子，妳會把他寵壞。
My son responded by vomitting all over the wife andthen look at me giggled.
我的兒子以吐了那個女人壹身作為他的回應，他吐完之後看了看我然後傻笑。
關於少兒英語小笑話故事篇三
I was so drunk last night that I totally passed out.
昨晚我喝得太多幾乎徹底暈過去了。
This morning, my friend show a video of myself hugging an old man with beard and screaming, "Dumbledore, you're ALIVE!"
今天早上，我的朋友給我看了壹段關於我的視頻，視頻裏我抱著壹個有胡子的老頭大喊：?鄧布利多，妳還活著啊!?
關於少兒英語小笑話故事篇四
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice hesaid to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."Wife: "No, I can't marryanyone after you."Johnson: "But I want you to."Wife: "But why?"Johnson: "Jones once cheatedme in a horse deal!"
老農約翰遜就要死了。他的家人都站在床邊。他聲音低沈地對妻子說：?我死後，我想妳嫁給農夫瓊斯。?妻子說：?不，在妳死後，我不能嫁給任何人。?約翰遜：?但我希望妳這麽做。?妻子：?為什麽?約翰遜：?因為瓊斯曾在壹筆販馬的交易中欺騙了我。?
關於少兒英語小笑話故事篇五
"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in oneof my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles. "When I say,'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond, 'Good afternoon." But the graduate studentsjust write it down."
?研究生班和本科生很容易就能區別開來，?在洛杉磯加利福利亞州立大學給我們研究生上工程學課的老師如此說。?我說?下午好?，本科生們回答說?下午好?。研究生們則把我說的話記在筆記本上。?