求英語諧音笑話

How are you ? How old are you? 怎麽是妳，怎麽老是妳？ You have seed. I will give you some color to see see. Brothers！Together up! 妳有種，我要給妳點顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，壹起上！ Dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse"s son can make hole! 龍生龍，鳳生鳳，老鼠的兒子會打洞！ Chickens That Did Not Have Sexual Experience 童子雞 Four Glad Meatballs 直譯：四個開心的肉球 被用為：四喜丸子 Wash after relief 用過請沖水 解釋：中國的廁所光沖（flush）不行，居然還要“洗”（wash）！ You ask me，me ask who？ 妳問我，我問誰 Heart flower angry open. 心花怒放 One car come,one car go,two car pengpeng,one car died! 關於壹場車禍的描述 Horse horse tiger tiger. 馬馬虎虎 Good good study, day day up. 好好學習，天天向上 No three no four. 不三不四 Know is know, noknow is noknow. 知之為知之，不知為不知 If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要錢沒有，要命壹條 watch sister 表妹 fire big 火大 Go past, no mistake past. 走過路過，不要錯過 As far as you go to die. 有多遠，死多遠 We two who and who? 咱倆誰跟誰？ people moumtain people sea 人山 so many people die never see you die 感多人死5見妳死