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能給我壹個比較惡搞的英語笑話麽?不要太長,三五句話就好。

什麽樣的是惡搞?

Tom: William has asked me for a loan of five pounds. Should I be doing right in lending it to him?

Jack: Certainly.

Tom: And why?

Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me.

湯姆:威廉向我借五英鎊。我該不該借給他?

傑克:當然應該了。

湯姆:為什麽?

傑克:否則他就該跟我借了。

這個怎麽樣?

A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is in their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,'Get the kid.'

這裏想對將要退休者提壹點忠告。如果妳只有65歲的話,千萬別進退休社區。因為那裏人人都七八十歲或者八九十歲了。每當要搬東西,擡東西或者裝東西時,他們就叫喊,“讓小的幹吧。”

這個呢?