腦筋急轉彎是近些年來比較流行的壹種智力遊戲,同時也是壹種語言遊戲。腦筋急轉彎是壹種人為創作的以問答形式出現的極具娛樂性的語言遊戲,以其幽默的表現方式,受到大眾的廣泛歡迎。以下是我為大家準備的，希望大家喜歡!
***壹***
1. Why do some old people never use glasses? 答案：They must prefer bottles to glasses.
2. Why is the person wearing two coats while painting the house? 答案：
3. Because the instructions on the paint can say "Put on two coats for best results."
4. What two words have thousands of letters in them? 答案：Post office.
5. What do workers do in a clock factory? 答案：They make faces all day.
6. When do you go as fast as a racing car? 答案：When you are in it.
7. How many sides does a house have? 答案：Two - inside and outside.
8. What never asks any questions but always gets answers? 答案：A doorbell.
9. Where did Columbus stand when he discovered America? 答案：On his feet.
10. When the boy fell into the water, what's the first thing he did? 答案：He got wet first of all.
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1. Who isn't your sister and isn't your brother, but is still a child of your mother and father? 答案：I myself.
2. What has teeth but cannot eat? 答案：A b.
3. What kind of man can raise things without lifting them? 答案：A farmer.
4. Why does time fly? 答案：To get away from all the people who are trying to kill it.
5. Name five days of the week without saying: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. 答案：The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow.
6. What animal eats and drinks with its tail? 答案：All do. No animal takes off its tail when eating and drinking.
7. What has a soft bed but never sleeps, a big mouth but never speaks? 答案：A river.
8. What kind of dog never bite? 答案：A hot dog.
9. Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor? 答案：Because it can't sit down.
10. What did one invisible man say to the other invisible man? 答案：It's nice not to see you again.
***三***
1. What wears a cap but has no head? 答案：A bottle.
2. What rises in the morning and waves all day? 答案：A flag.
3. What is an astronomer?***天文學家***? 答案：A night watchman with a college education.
4. How can you tell clocks and watches are shy? 答案：Because they always have their hands in front of their faces.
5. What is wind? 答案：Air in a hurry.
6. What es after the letter "A"? 答案：All the other letters.
7. What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T? 答案：Teapot.
8. What word can you make shorter by adding to it?答案：Short.
9. What person does every man take his hat off to? 答案：A barber.
10. Why does the boy carry a ladder to the school?Because he wants to go to high school.
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