Not That Kind of Recycling!
A woman returned home after a shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with another, younger woman. Just as she was about to rip her husband a new one, he quickly explained the situation:
“You have to hear about how this happened. While driving home, I saw this young girl looking poor and tired, so I offered her a ride. Since she was hungry, I brought her home and fed her some of the leftovers in the refrigerator that you had forgotten about. Her shoes were worn out, so I gave her a pair of your shoes that you don’t wear because they went out of style. She got cold, so I gave her that sweater I got you for your birthday that you never wear because you don’t like the color. Her jeans were worn and full of holes, so I gave her a pair of yours that you don't fit into anymore. Then, as she was about to leave the house, she asked, ‘Is there anything else that your wife doesn't use anymore?’"
Joke 2
At a press conference, President George W. Bush announced that he is surprised at how quickly global warming is happening. Then one of his aides pulled him aside and explained that it was just springtime.
Joke 3
A woman called her husband during the day and asked him to pick up some organic vegetables for that night’s dinner on his way home.
The husband arrived at the store and began to search all over for organic vegetables before finally asking the produce guy where they were. The produce guy didn’t know what he was talking about, so the husband said: “These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with poisonous chemicals?”
To which the produce guy replied, “No, sir, you will have to do that yourself.”
翻譯
笑話1：壹個女人在結束購物之旅回家後，震驚地發現她的丈夫和另壹個年輕的女人躺在床上。他丈夫很快解釋：
妳必須知道如何發生的，我開車回家，看到這個小女孩看上去很窮很疲憊，所以我把她帶回來。因為她餓了，我把家裏的壹些美聯儲的剩菜給她，妳已經忘記了。她的鞋子壞了，所以我給了她壹雙妳不穿的認為過時的鞋。她感冒了，所以我給了她妳從來沒有穿，因為妳不喜歡顏色的毛衣。她是穿著牛仔褲和充滿漏洞，所以我給了她壹個妳認為不適合的。然後，她要離開家，她問，是否還有其他妳的妻子不使用了
笑話2：在新聞發布會上，美國總統布什宣布，他感到全球變暖正在以多麽吃驚的速度發生。然後他的壹名助手把他拉到壹邊，並解釋說，現在是春天。
笑話3：壹名女子打電話給她丈夫，要他在那天晚上回家的路上買壹些有機蔬菜。
丈夫來到商店，開始搜尋所有的有機蔬菜，最終還是詢問了。被詢問的人不知道他在說什麽，因此，丈夫說： “這些蔬菜是給我妻子的。他們被噴灑有毒化學品了沒？
那人回答說： “沒有，先生，妳只能自己噴。”
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