說英語笑話，下面舉例：
1、Boy:?Is?this?seat?empty?Girl:?Yes?and?this?one?will?be?if?you?sit?down.?男孩：這個座位是空的麽？?女孩：是的，如果妳坐下，我的座位也將是空的。
2、Boy:?Can?I?buy?you?a?drink?Girl:?Actually?I'd?rather?have?the?money.?男孩：我可以給妳買杯飲料嗎？?女孩：妳不如直接把錢給我得了。?
3、My?little?dog?can't?read?Mrs.?Brown:?Oh,?my?dear,?I?have?lost?my?precious?little?dog!?Mrs.?Smith:?But?you?must?put?an?advertisement?in?the?papers!?Mrs.?Brown:?It's?no?use,?my?little?dog?can't?read.?
我的狗不識字。布朗夫人：哦，?親愛的，我把珍愛的小狗給丟了！?史密斯夫人：可是妳該在報紙上登廣告啊！?布朗夫人：沒有用的，我的小狗不認識字。”
4、My?Wife?Will?Exchange?Them。A?gentleman?walks?into?a?store?and?asked?for?a?pair?of?gloves.″Cloth?or?leather﹖″?asked?the?salesperson.?″Makes?no?difference?″replied?customer.″What?color﹖″?asked?the?clerk.?″Any″?he?responded.?
″Size﹖″?″Give?me?whatever?you?prefer″?the?gentleman?said?slightly?exasperated.?″My?wife?will?be?back?tomorrow?to?exchange?them.″?
反正我太太明天會來換的。壹位先生走進壹家商店要買副手套。“您是要布的還是皮的？”售貨員問。“沒什麽區別。”這位顧客回答。“那您要什麽顏色的呢？”售貨員又問。“什麽顏色都成。”他回答。“號碼呢？”“您就隨便給我拿壹副吧，”這位顧客有點不耐煩了，“反正我太太明天都會來換的。”
5、A?physics?Examination，Once?in?a?physics?examination,?Nick?finished?the?first?question?very?soon,?while?his?classmates?were?thinking?it?hard.?The?question?was:?When?it?thunders?why?do?we?see?the?lighting?first,?then?hear?the?thunder?rolls
Nick‘s?answer:?Because?our?eyes?are?before?ears.
壹次物理考試。在壹次物理考試時，當同學們都還在苦思冥想時，尼克很快就答好了第壹個問題。這個問題是：為什麽在打雷時，我們總是先看到閃電後聽到雷聲？
尼克的回答是：因為眼睛在前，耳朵在後。?