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雙語笑話:世界上最好的售貨員

Harry saw an ad in a window. It said: "Wanted. The Best Sales- man in the World. Top Pay."

" I' m a great sale *** an." Harry told himself." I can sell anything. I'll go in and ask for that job."

He went into the building and spoke to the manager.

"I'm the best sale *** an in the world

" he said. "Give me the job. "

"You must prove you're the best

" the manager said.

"I'll pass every test you give me." Harry told him.

"Good."

The manager took a box of candy out of his desk .

"Last week

I bought a thousand boxes of this candy. If you can sell them all before the end of the week

you can have the job.

"That's easy

" Harry said.

He took the box of candy and left the office.

Every day and all day

he went from shop to shop

trying to sell boxes of the candy .

 He couldn't sell one.

The candy was so bad he couldn't even give it away.

At the end of the week he went back to the manager.

"I'm sorry

sir

" he said

" I was wrong about myself . I'm not the best sale *** an in the world

but I know who is.

"Oh

" said the manager. "Who?"

"The person who sold you a thousand boxes of this candy

" Harry said.哈裏在櫥窗上看到壹則廣告。上面寫著:“招聘世界上最好的售貨員,報酬優厚。”

“我是壹名了不起的售貨員,”哈裏自言自語,“任何東西我都能賣出去,我要進去應聘這份工作。”

他走進大樓去和經理說這件事。

“我是世界上最好的售貨員,”他說,“把這件工作給我吧。”

“妳必須證明妳是最好的,”經理說。

“我會通過妳給我的每壹次考驗的。”哈裏告訴他。

“好。”

經理從桌子裏取出壹箱糖果。

“我上星期買了壹千箱這種糖果。如果妳能在周末之前把這些全賣出去,妳就能得到這份工作。”

“這很簡單。”哈裏說。

他拿著這箱糖果離開了辦公室。

每天從早到晚,他從這家店走到那家店,竭力想賣出壹千箱糖果。

結果他壹箱也沒賣出去。

糖果質量太差,以至於送人都沒人要。

周末他回去見經理。

“很抱歉,先生,”他說,“我搞錯了。我不是世界上最好的售貨員,但我知道誰是最好的。”

“哦,”經理問,“是誰?”

“是把這壹千箱糖果賣給妳的人,”哈裏說。