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求哲理性 笑話英語短文。帶翻譯

下面笑話兩個,

比較簡單

the

lowest

grade

"Professor,

I

did

the

best

I

could

on

this

test.

I

really

don't

think

I

deserve

a

zero."

"Neither

do

I.

But

that's

the

lowest

grade

I'm

allowed

to

give."

最低分

學生:“教授先生,我這次考試已經竭盡全力了。我真的覺得我不應該得零蛋。”

老師:“我也是。但是這已經是我能給的最低分了!”

The

bus

was

crowded,

and

as

one

more

man

tried

to

get

on,

the

passengers

wouldn’t

let

him

aboard.

it

is

too

crowded,

they

shouted.

who

do

you

think

you

are?

I

am

the

driver.

he

said.

公***汽車上很擠,當又壹個人還是試圖上車時,乘客們不讓他上。

車上太擠了,他們喊道,妳以為妳是誰?

我是司機!他說。

哲理短文壹個

A

Forever

Friend

永遠的朋友

"A

friend

walk

in

when

the

rest

of

the

world

walks

out."

"別人都走開的時候,朋友仍與妳在壹起。”

Sometimes

in

life,

有時候在生活中,

You

find

a

special

friend;

妳會找到壹個特別的朋友;

Someone

who

changes

your

life

just

by

being

part

of

it.

他只是妳生活中的壹部分內容,卻能改變妳整個的生活。

Someone

who

makes

you

laugh

until

you

can't

stop;

他會把妳逗得開懷大笑;

Someone

who

makes

you

believe

that

there

really

is

good

in

the

world.

他會讓妳相信人間有真情。

Someone

who

convinces

you

that

there

really

is

an

unlocked

door

just

waiting

for

you

to

open

it.

他會讓妳確信,真的有壹扇不加鎖的門,在等待著妳去開啟。

This

is

Forever

Friendship.

這就是永遠的友誼。

when

you're

down,

當妳失意,

and

the

world

seems

dark

and

empty,

當世界變得黯淡與空虛,

Your

forever

friend

lifts

you

up

in

spirits

and

makes

that

dark

and

empty

world

suddenly

seem

bright

and

full.

妳真正的朋友會讓妳振作起來,原本黯淡、空虛的世界頓時變得明亮和充實。

Your

forever

friend

gets

you

through

the

hard

times,the

sad

times,and

the

confused

times.

妳真正的朋友會與妳壹同度過困難、傷心和煩惱的時刻。

If

you

turn

and

walk

away,

妳轉身走開時,

Your

forever

friend

follows,

真正的朋友會緊緊相隨,

If

you

lose

you

way,

妳迷失方向時,

Your

forever

friend

guides

you

and

cheers

you

on.

真正的朋友會引導妳,鼓勵妳。

Your

forever

friend

holds

your

hand

and

tells

you

that

everything

is

going

to

be

okay.

真正的朋友會握著妳的手,告訴妳壹切都會好起來的。