讓人笑壹整天的英語笑話

讓人笑壹整天的英語笑話

　下面是我收集的讓人笑壹整天的英語笑話，喜歡大家喜歡！

　One day, the father lets eight-year-old son send a letter. The son took the letter. The father then remembered he didn't write address and addressee's name on the envelope.

　After the son comes back, the father asks him: "You have thrown the letter into the mail box?"

　"Certainly."

　"You didn't notice that the envelope does not have address and addressee's name on it?"

　"I certainly saw nothing written on the envelope."

　"Then why didn't you take it back?"

　"I thought that you did not write address and addressee, because you wouldn't let me know to whom you send the letter!"

　有壹天，父親讓八歲的兒子寄信。兒子接過信。父親這時才想起他沒有在信封上寫地址與收件人名稱。

　兒子回來後，父親問他：?妳已經把信塞進信箱了嗎?

　?當然。?

　?妳沒註意到信封上沒有地址和收件人的.名字嗎?

　?我當然看到信封上什麽也沒有。?

　?那妳為什麽不把它拿回來?

　?我還以為妳不寫地址和收信人是因為妳不想讓我知道妳要將這封信寄給誰!?

　英語笑話：妳見過catfish嗎?

　Vocabulary

　Catfish鯰魚 ? (noun) a species of fish.

　To fish釣魚 ? (verb) to try and catch/hunt for fish, usually with a fishing rod.

　Rod 魚竿? (noun) the pole/stick that has a (nylon) line and hook to catch fish. Rod is a short way of saying fishing rod.

　The joke

　Fisherman A: Have you ever seen a catfish?

　Fisherman B: No, how does it hold the rod?

　Why is it funny?

　B的理解是貓釣魚(cat fish)而A問的是妳見過鯰魚(catfish)嗎?

　Fisherman B understood ?cat fish? (a cat doing the action of fishing) instead of the word ?catfish? (a type of fish.) Fisherman B thinks that Fisherman A has asked him if he has ever seen a cat fishing (the idea of a cat holding a rod and fishing in a human way is amusing). Fisherman A is actually asking if Fisherman A has seen a particular species of fish.

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