關於短篇美式英語小笑話篇1
For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring, since I had developed an allergy togold. On my birthday, while I was gardening, my husband asked me for gift suggestions. I heldmy hands up and said, "Well, you'll notice that my hands are bare." Later that evening I openedmy present with enthusiasm. "Happy birthday," he said, as I unwrapped a new pair ofgardening gloves.
幾個月以來，我壹直在向丈夫暗示我需要壹枚新的結婚戒指，因為我對黃金有點過敏。生日那天，我正在幹園藝活時，丈夫問我想要什麽禮物。我舉起雙手說：?嗯，妳肯定看到了，我的兩手都是光光的。? 那天晚上，我滿懷熱情地拆開了丈夫送的禮物。?生日快樂!?他說。我打開壹看：裏面包著壹雙園藝手套。
關於短篇美式英語小笑話篇2
One day a ten-year-old child asked his mother, "Mom, what is a synonym?" "What? You evendon't know what a synonym is? How foolish you are. When I describe you as foolish, I meanyou're silly, stupid. Now you know what a synonym is ?" "Yes, a synonym is using badlanguage." The child concluded.
壹天， 壹個10歲的孩子問母親："媽，什麽是 同義詞 ?" "妳說什麽?竟然連同義詞都不懂!真是個笨蛋。我說妳是個笨蛋，就是說妳是個傻瓜，是個蠢貨。妳現在明白同義詞的意思了嗎?" "明白了。同義詞就是罵人。"
關於短篇美式英語小笑話篇3
Mother asked her little boy, "Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?" "Nothing, Mum,"answered the son proundly, "instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told herthree."
母親問她年幼的兒子：?寶貝，今天老師教了妳些什麽?
兒子驕傲地說：?什麽都沒教，媽媽。她反倒問我壹加二等於幾，我告訴她等於三。?
關於短篇美式英語小笑話篇4
A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. "Well, sit down and eat your tea," said hismother. "Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've got somethingin it." Shortly afterwards Dad come in from the office, complaining of a headache. "That'sbecause it's empty," said his bright son. "You'd be all right if you had something in it."
壹個男孩放學回家時，覺得肚子痛。?來，坐下，吃點點心，?媽媽說，?妳肚子痛是因為肚子是空的。吃點東西就會好的。? 壹會兒，男孩的爸爸下班回家了，說是頭痛。 ?妳頭痛是因為妳的腦袋是空的，?他那聰明的兒子說，?裏面裝點東西，就會好的。?
關於短篇美式英語小笑話篇5
One night a hotel caught fire， and the people who were staying in it ran out in their nightclothes.Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.?Before I came out,?said one，?I ran intosome of the rooms and found a lot of money.People don't think of money when they're afraid.When anyone leaves paper money in a fire，the fire burns it.So I took all the bills that I couldfind.No one will be poorer because I took them. You don't know my work，? said theother.?What is your workI'm a policeman.?Oh!? cried the first man. He thought quicklyand said，?And do you know my workNo,?said the policeman.?I'm a writer. I'm alwaystelling stories about things that never happened.?
壹天晚上，壹家旅館失火，住在這家旅館裏的人穿著睡 衣就跑了出來。兩個人站在外面，看著大火。?在我出來之前，?其中壹個說：?我跑進壹些房間，找到了壹大筆錢。人在恐懼中是不會想到錢的。如果有人把紙幣留在火裏，火就會把它燒成灰燼。所以我把我所能找到的鈔票都拿走了。沒有人會因為我拿走它們而變得更窮。?
?妳不知道我是幹什麽的。?另壹個說。?妳是幹什麽的 我是警察。 噢!?第壹個人喊了壹聲。他靈機壹動，說：?那妳知道我是幹什麽的不知道。?警察說。?我是個作家。我總是愛編壹些從未發生過的 故事 。?