Today, I'll be bringing you all a bit of a laugh. If you don't laugh at my joke, I might decide to plant my fist on your face.
So yes, here it goes.
韓國人問上帝，何時能奪得世界杯？ 上帝說，50年後。於是韓國人心滿意足，淚流滿面的走了。
Koreans asked God, "when will we win the World Cup?"
God replied "after 50 years".
So the Koreans left happily, and excited with tears on their faces.
日本人問上帝，何時能奪得世界杯？上帝說，100年後。於是日本人心有不平，也淚流滿面的走了。
Japanese asked God, "when will we win the World Cup?"
God replied "after 100 years".
So feeling somewhat unfair, the Japanese left with tears on their faces.
中國人去問上帝，何時能奪得世界杯？上帝無言以對，淚流滿面地走了。
But when the Chinese went to ask God, "when will we win the World Cup"... God couldn't answer, and left with tears on his face.
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上帝想了壹會說妳這輩子可以看到
God thought to himself for a while, and then said "you will see it in your lifetime".