壹天他去英國，想買袋洗衣粉，結果他就是想不起來“多少錢”怎麽說！冥思苦想了半晌！
結果他和人家說：“好吃嘛？”（how-ch-Mu）；
售貨員不懂；他接著說：“Ma-How -ch?"(嘛好吃啊？）
售貨員還是不懂，他接著說：“How-ch-mu-a ？”（好吃嘛啊？！！）
2、How much are the flower?
The flower is one.
how much?
one.
how much?
one.
I don't like the flower, goodbay.
one.
3、teacher;how much hair do you have ?"
Student :"A hundred and twenty millions ."
Teacher :"How do you know it ?"
Student :" i count it when i can't been sleep.
4、how much is left when you take half from a half dollar 答案A dollar is left
5、how much does it cost to get married，Daddy,
a little boy asked his father。The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying!!
翻譯：壹個小男孩問他的爸爸，結婚要花多少錢？爸爸說：我不知道，因為我仍然在付帳。