"Are you kidding?" he replied, "Why else would I have bothered to clean?"
我們的兒子是密歇根州阿爾馬大學的新生，開學幾個星期之後，我和丈夫決定去看看他。我特意提前給他打電話，“提醒”他我們將光臨。但是當我們來到宿舍時，他的房間淩亂不堪，我非常吃驚。“忘了我們要來，是吧？”我取笑他。
“開什麽玩笑？”，他回答說，“要不我憑什麽費神打掃？”
2、Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?
Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.
警察：有人搶妳的手表時，妳為什麽不呼救呢？
男子：要是我張口的話，他們就會發現我的四顆金牙。那就更糟了。
3、Neighbour: Do you think your son will forget all he learned at college?
Father: I hope so -- he certainly can’t make a living by kissing girls!
鄰居：您認為您的兒子會把在大學裏學的東西全忘光嗎？
父親：我希望這樣－他當然不能以吻女孩子謀生吧！
4、A person with six children or a person with $6 million? Why?
The person with six children of course. Because the one with $6 million wants more.
壹個有六個孩子的人和壹個有600萬美元的人，誰更滿足？為什麽？
當然是有六個孩子的那個，因為有600萬美元那個還想要得更多。