The First Day as a Taxi Driver
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window.
乘客輕拍了壹下出租車司機的肩膀,想問個問題. 司機大叫起來, 車也失去了控制, 幾乎撞上壹輛公車, 還上了便道, 在還差幾厘米就撞上商店櫥窗時終於停了下來.
The driver said, Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me! The passenger apologized and said, I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much. The driver replied, Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.
司機說,夥計,別再這麽幹了. 妳把我嚇破膽了!乘客抱歉地說, 我沒想到拍妳壹下就嚇成這樣. 司機說,對不起,也不全是妳的錯. 今天是我第壹天開出租. 以前25年裏我壹直開殯葬車。