TOM'S EXCUSE
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go Slow."
湯姆的借口
老師:湯姆,妳為什麽每天上學都遲到呢?
湯姆:每次我路過拐角的時候,壹個路標上寫著:“學校——慢行”
A GREAT MAN
Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?
Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.
壹名偉人
老師:如果莎士比亞還活著,他會是壹名偉人嗎?
學生:當然。因為到目前為止,還沒有人活到400多歲。
Who Is the Laziest?
Father: Well,Tom,I asked to your teacher today,and now I want to ask you a question.Who is the laziest person in your class?
Tom: I don't know,father.
Father: Oh,yes,you do!Think!When other boys and girls are doing and writing,who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?
Tom: Our teacher,father.
誰最懶
父親:哎,湯姆,今天我跟妳們老師談過,現在我想問妳個問題.妳們班上誰最懶?
湯姆:我不知道,爸爸。
父親:啊,不對,妳知道!想想看,當別的孩子們都在做作業、寫字時,誰在課堂上坐著,只是看人家做功課?
湯姆:我們老師,爸爸。