求壹篇中長篇英文笑話，帶翻譯

Mr. Smith: Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup. Waiter: Yes, sir, I know---it's the heat that kills it. 史密斯先生：服務員，我的湯裏有壹只死蒼蠅． 服務員：是的，先生，我知道了，它是被燙死的． Son: Dad, give me a dime. Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes? Son: I guess you're right, Dad, Give me a dollar, will you? 兒子：爸爸，給我壹角錢。 父親：兒子，妳不認為妳已經長大了，不該再老是壹角壹角地要錢了(該自立了)，不是嗎？ 兒子：爸爸，我想妳是對的，那給我壹塊錢行嗎？ A little kid fell in love with another little kid, a school mate. Sometimes the kids think they fall in love when they have a crush on someone else in the class, when they’re eight or ten years old or something like that. So the eight-year-old kid came back home and asked his father, “Father, is it expensive to be married?” And the father said, “Yes, son, it is very expensive.” So the son asked, “How much does it cost?” And the father said, “I don’t know, son. I’m still paying.” 有個小孩愛上了另壹個小孩，對方是學校的同學。八歲或十歲左右的 孩子有時會迷戀班上某個人，然後就以為自己戀愛了。因此這個八歲 的小孩回家問他爸爸：「爸爸，結婚很花錢嗎？」爸爸說：「是啊， 兒子，非常花錢。」兒子又問：「要花多少錢呢？」爸爸說：「我不 知道，兒子，我到現在還壹直在付錢啊！」