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Once

two

hunters

went

hunting

in

the

forest.

One

of

them

suddenly

fell

down

by

accident.

He

showed

the

whites

of

his

eyes

and

seemed

to

have

ceased

breathing.

The

other

hunter

soon

took

out

his

mobile

phone

to

call

the

emergency

center

for

help.

The

operator

said

calmly:"First,

you

should

make

sure

that

he

is

already

dead."

Then

the

operator

heard

a

gunshot

from

the

other

end

of

the

phone

and

next

he

heard

the

hunter

asking:"What

should

I

do

next?"

兩個獵人進森林裏打獵,其中壹個獵人不慎跌倒,兩眼翻白,似已停止呼吸。另壹個獵人趕緊拿出手機撥通緊急求助電話。接線員沈著地說:“第壹步,要先確定妳的朋友已經死亡。”於是,接線員在電話裏聽到壹聲槍響,然後聽到那獵人接著問:“第二步怎辦?”