家庭英語笑話系列：總是我

家庭英語笑話系列：總是我

　A father said to his sons: "Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it?"

　The oldest son replied: "Father, Ill eat it all!"

　The father then said: "Tomorrow Im going to butcher a pig. Who is going to eat it?"

　The same son answered: "Father,Ill eat it all!"

　The father added: "Tomorrow, we are going to plough the field. Who is going to plough?"

　The oldest son answered again: "Its always me, always me. Now its someone elses turn to volunteer!"

　總是我

　壹位父親對他的.兒子們說："妳們的媽媽明天要烙壹張餡餅，誰要吃呢?"

　大兒子說："爸爸，我要把它都吃了。"

　父親接著說："明天我要殺壹口豬，誰要吃呢?"

　又是大兒子說："爸爸，我要把它都吃了。"

　父親又說："明天我們要耕地，誰想耕地呢?"

　大兒子再次回答道："總是我，總是我，這次還是讓其他人來做吧。"

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