初中英語幽默小故事笑話
從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到壹絲快意和放松，在人們的日常生活中起著重要調劑作用。下面我為大家帶來初中英語幽默小故事精選，歡迎大家閱讀!
初中英語幽默小故事精選1：壹個更好的郵遞員
I worked as a mailman for a short time. However, I am afraid of dogs and I had a lot of trouble.
One day I tried to deliver some letters to a big house. I started to open the gate and all of a sudden a huge dog ran towards me.It growled and barked at me, I threw the letters over the fence. The dog picked them up and carried them into the house. The dog was a better mailman than I was!
我當過很短時間的郵遞員。然而，我害怕狗，而且也有過不少麻煩。
有壹天，我設法到壹座大房子去遞送幾封信。我開始打開門，這時，突然壹只很大的狗朝我跑來。它朝我嚎叫、咆哮著，因此我把信件扔在了柵欄上。那只狗拾起那些信件，把信件帶進了大房子。比起我來講，那只狗是個更好的郵遞員。
初中英語幽默小故事 精選 2：廣告的威力Some businessmen were talking about advertising on tv excitedly. As none of them had ever done it before, every one had his point of view。
At this moment, Mr. Grey came by. grey was a car dealer and he had once made an advertisement。
"What are you talking about?" Mr. Grey asked。
"Does advertisement work or not?" one of the businessmen asked。
"Oh, yes, it works very fast," Mr. Grey said. " I once advertised for my watch-dog and offered a reward of $100."
"Did you get the dog back?"
"No, but that very night three of my cars were stolen."
壹群商人正熱烈地討論在電視上做廣告。他們中沒有人做過，所以每個人都有自己的想法。
此時，格雷先生進來了。格雷是壹個汽車經銷商，他曾經做過壹次廣告。
“妳們在討論什麽?”格雷先生問。
“廣告有用不?”其中壹位商人問。
“噢，有用，而且見效非常快。”格雷先生說，“我曾經發布了壹條廣告，要花100美金尋找壹條丟失的看門狗。”
“妳的狗找到了嗎?”
“沒，但是那個晚上我的三輛車被偷走了。”
初中英語幽默小故事 精選 3：做自己不喜歡的'事情A farmer and his son, traveling by horse and buggy up a narrow lane, met a motorist going the other way. There was no room to pass for two miles in either direction. The motorist, in hurry,honked his horn.
"If you don't back up," said the farmer, rolling up his sleeves, "I won't like what I'm going to have to do." The surprised driver put his car in reverse and backed up two miles, allowing the horse and buggy to go by.
"What was it you wouldn't have liked to have done back there?" asked the farmer's son.
"Back up two miles," replied the farmer.
壹位農民和他的兒子坐著馬車來到壹條狹窄的小巷， 他們看到壹個司機正往他們這個方向開來。兩個方向2英裏以內已經沒有空間讓他們擦身而過了。司機焦急地按著喇叭。
“假如妳不往後退，”農民擼著袖子說，“我並不喜歡我將要必須去做的事。”司機甚是驚訝，掛了倒擋，退後了2英裏，讓馬車先過去了。
“剛才妳說妳並不喜歡做的事是什麽啊?”農民的兒子問。
“退後2英裏。”農民回答。
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