導語： 壹座橋用兩根木頭搭成，壹根高，壹根低。有個拐子過橋，高的那根木頭正好湊合著他的短腿，因此走起來平穩，就稱贊說：?天底 下就數這座橋造得最好。?下面是我整理的2017年愚人節笑話，歡迎閱讀。
愚人節經典版笑話不用了，家裏人知道我的名字
醫生對護士說：?妳去問那位受傷的太太的名字，好通知她家裏。?
護士壹會兒回來後說：?病人說：?不用了，家裏人知道我的名字。，?
快點兒走有啥用?前面也有雨嘛
有個男人在雨裏慢慢行走。路上有人見了覺得奇怪，問他道：
?雨下得這麽大，妳怎麽不快點走?
他從從容容地答道：?快點兒走有啥用?前面也有雨嘛!?
找錢
有壹天，壹個人在沙漠裏挖坑。有個過路的人見了，問他挖什麽，他說：?我在沙漠裏埋了壹些錢，現在找不到埋的地方了。? 那人說：?妳埋錢的`時候應當做個標記呀!?
?我做了標記。?
?什麽標記?
他說：?當時天上的烏雲正遮著它。?
大吃壹驚
護士：?餵，您是教授嗎?告訴您壹個好消息，您做爸爸啦!?就在剛才!?
教授：?噢，請您先不要告訴我妻子，我要讓她大吃壹驚!?
多納爾母親的來信 我還想給妳寫，可惜我已經把信封了
親愛的多納爾：
寥寥數言，讓妳知道我還活著。深知妳讀得不快，所以我也慢慢地寫。妳回來的時候將找不到我們的房子了，因為我們已經搬了家。先前住在這裏的那戶人家，不想改變他們的地址，把門牌拿走了。因此，我無法把家裏現在的門牌告訴妳。
妳父親找到了有趣的新工作，他下面有500多人?他在公墓割草。
今天早晨，妳的姐姐生了壹個可愛的嬰孩，是男是女我還沒弄清楚，因而，妳究竟當了舅父還是當了姨父我也說不清。
昨天，妳爸爸陪我上醫院去看病。醫生把壹根小管子放進我的嘴裏檢查體溫，還叫我10分鐘不要開口。妳爸爸說：要是醫生肯賣，他願意出10鎊錢把那根管子買下來。
上星期總***下了兩場雨，第壹場下了三天，第二場下了四天。
妳的慈母
附言：我還想給妳寫，可惜我已經把信封了。
那妳叫她不要等了
紳士初次到倫敦，對警察說：?我和妻子各自走失了，要是她經過這裏，妳可叫她等在這裏嗎!?
警察：?可是我不認識她呀!?
紳士：?呀!壹點不錯!我真沒有想到這事，那妳叫她不要等了。?
幸虧它幫忙
有個男人上街買了壹擔米，壹頭重，壹頭輕，不好挑。他抓抓頭皮想出了壹個辦法，在輕的壹邊放上壹塊大石頭。他汗流泱背地把米挑到家，放下擔子，長長噓了壹口氣道：?今天幸虧有這塊石頭， 不然簡直沒辦法挑回來!?
?不識數?的播音員
電視裏放映精彩激烈的乒乓球賽，引起了老奶奶的極大興趣。
看完後她嘖嘖稱贊：?球打得好，球打得好!可惜偏偏找了個不識數的播音員!?
小孫孫聽了不解地問：?人家咋不識數?
老奶奶說：?明明是兩個人在打球，他偏說是單打。明明是四個人在打球，他卻硬說是雙打。他少數了壹半，這不是不識數是啥?
最好與最糟
壹座橋用兩根木頭搭成，壹根高，壹根低。有個拐子過橋，高的那根木頭正好湊合著他的短腿，因此走起來平穩，就稱贊說：?天底 下就數這座橋造得最好。?
千萬別穿帶鞋帶的鞋出門
記得那年的四月壹日 ，我走在上學的路上，看家前面的哥們鞋帶開了，就提醒他。結果他說妳別騙我了，今天愚人節。 這不是亮點。。。。亮點是。他才剛說完，就踩著鞋帶，摔了個狗吃屎。。。
就這麽任性，愚人節過生日
我問老媽：真倒黴，為什麽我的生日是愚人節，老是有人拿這個調侃我。
老媽說：因為我的生日是婦女節，從小就被人取笑，所以我當時就下定決心找個人轉移壹下大家的註意力。
本來妳的預產期是四月末，後來特意把妳從四月壹號剖腹產生出來了。。
求求妳相信我啊，我真的愚人節生日
看到壹高中同學寫的朋友圈，我笑了半天。內容是：妳們還是人嗎?老子愚人節生日怎麽了?!妳們不信就不信吧!還非要要晚上幫我慶祝!老子特麽訂了2大桌好菜，壹個人看了壹晚上!
看看誰嚇誰
有壹次愚人節戴上面具去街上逛悠，突然看見前面有個朋友，我想嚇嚇他，就拍拍他的肩膀，結果轉過來的卻是壹張空白的臉皮，我當場就被嚇壞了，怕的趕緊跑回家了結果第二天聽另壹個朋友嘲笑我說她只是戴著面具，天，聰明反被聰明誤啊囧死了!
愚人節英語版笑話1.-What the day is it today?
-Today is April fools'day.
-Oh!you are wrong today is March the 31th.If you don't believe me please pick up the calendar.
-Oh!it is really April fools'day.
-Haha!you were cheated!
2.Best wishes and I believe your English will be better and better!
3.A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok,mommy." and goes to sleep. the next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn''t come true!". The mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"
4.Wife talking to her husband (who reads newspaper all day): I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.
Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily
5.A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?
The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying!!
6.At midnight father saw that his married son leaving home... He asks him: what are you doing?
The son replied: Dad I am fed up with my life! My newly marriage is not going well, my wife and my mom keep fighting with each other! I have to pay bills for my in-laws, and I hate this life!!! I want to go far from here, I want to taste every joy of life, and I want to have every fun of life!!!
Father said: Wait!!!!!!!! I am coming with you
7.A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answered: Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?
The husband laughed and said: An English girl!!!
The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picked her up in the airport and asked: So honey, how was the trip?
The wife: Very good, thank you.
The husband: And, what happened to my present?
The wife: Which present?
The husband: What I asked for: the English girl?
The wife: Oh, that! Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait a few months to see if it?s a girl!!!
8.A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked woman with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn 't like it and moves on, but the husband keeps looking. The wife asks, "What are you waiting for? " The husband replies, "autumn. "