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各位哥哥姐姐~~~~誰有簡單點的英語笑話?

壹個moved story.

A man came home form work late, tired and found his 5 years old son waiting

for him at the door. "Daddy,may I ask you a questIon ?" "Yeah, sure, what

is it?" replied the man. "Daddy, how much do you make an hour? " " If you

must know, I make $20 an hour."" Oh,"the little boy replied, with his head

down, looking up, he said, "Daddy, may I please borrow $10" the father

was furious, "If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some

money to buy a silly toy, then you go to bed." The little boy quietly went to

his room and shut the door. After about an hour or so,the man

had calmed down. And started to think. Maybe there was something he

really needed to buy with that $10 and he really didn't ask for money

very often. The man went to the door of the iIttle boy's room and opened

the door."Are you asleep, son?" he asked. "no daddy," replied the boy.

"I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier." said the man,

"Here's the $10 you asked for." the little boy sat straight up, smiling.

"Oh, thank you daddy!" he yelled. Then, reaching under his pillow he

pulled out some crumpled up bills. The man, seeing that the boy already

had money, started to get angry agaIn. The little boy slowly counted out

his money, then looked up at his father. "Why do you want more money?

Is you already have some ?" the father asked. "Because I didn't have

enough, but now I do. "the little boy repiied, "Daddy , I have $20 now.

Can I buy an hour of your time ?Please come home early tomorrow.

I would like to have dinner with you."