當前位置:名人名言大全網 - 笑話故事 - 求 搞笑英文笑話(英漢對照)

求 搞笑英文笑話(英漢對照)

這個笑話挺好笑的.生字應該不多.妳自己也學查查字典.(我說個大意噢:壹位伊利若州男子離開 冰天雪地的芝加哥到佛羅

裏達州度假.他的妻子正在外地公幹,準備到時候在佛州會合.該男子到了佛州,駐進酒店,就急忙給他妻子發電子郵件.但是他將太太的網址打錯壹個字母,結果這封郵件發到了壹位牧師太太手裏,她的丈夫前壹天剛過世,她為此在傷心欲絕.當她打開這封錯發來的郵件時,慘叫壹聲,兩腿壹蹬,死了.

郵件是這樣寫的:

親愛的,

我剛來報到.正準備迎接妳明天的到來.

愛妳的夫君

對了,這下面真的好熱唉.(Illinois是美國東部壹個州.冬天很冷.Florida在美國南部,壹年氣候都比較熱. )

A BIG E-mail Mistake 壹封致命的郵件

An Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.

Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor dead.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,

Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Your Loving Husband.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.