Girl: No thanks,it isn't heavy.
Boy: Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: Actually I'd rather have the money.
Boy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes,and this one will be if you sit down.
Boy: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Girl: Yes.That's why I won't go there anymore.
Boy: I'd like to call you.Your number?
Girl: It's in the phone book.
Boy: Hi,didn't we go on dates before? Once or twice?
Girl: Must've been once.I never make the same mistake twice.
Girl: If we become engaged, will you give me a ring?
Boy: Sure,what's your telephone number?
Girl: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
Boy: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.男孩:我能握住妳的手嗎?
女孩:不用了,謝謝,不是很重。
男孩:我可以為妳買壹杯飲料嗎?
女:不必,我很有錢。
男孩:這個座位是空的吧?
女:是的,如果妳坐下。
男孩:沒有,我以前在什麽地方見過妳?
女孩:是的。這就是為什麽我不再去那裏。
男孩:我想打電話給妳. 妳的電話號碼嗎?
女孩:是在電話簿上查到。
男孩:嘿,我們沒有約會嗎?壹次還是兩次?
女孩:壹定是壹次。我從來沒有犯同樣的錯誤。
女:如果我們訂婚了,妳會給我戒指嗎?
男:當然,妳的電話號碼是什麽?
女孩:我覺得最窮的人是最幸福的。
男孩:然後嫁給我,我們將是最快樂的壹對。 樓主想要的是這壹個笑話的翻譯吧？！