演員：小石頭 老幹巴 大雜面 小丹
小丹：這不嘛，大學畢業十來年，當年的同學見面都難，有的有錢有的沒錢，窮的不把富來奔，富的與窮家也無言。同學情感可不能白費，所以我們今天啊開個同學會，只為交流情感，不在乎喝不喝醉，呵呵。（收拾屋子）
大雜面：小丹吶，妳咋還忙活呢，快做飯吧，老同學都快來了。哎，我還得告訴妳幾句：今天時間也不晚了，記住今天聚會趙衛鋒是重點，他現在是辛氏企業的經理，百分百壹個大款。咱今天要是把他整高興了，那咱們就抱住那金飯碗了，哈哈哈哈！
小丹：妳怎麽那麽見錢眼開呢？難道同學之間也要講錢？
大雜面：小丹妳咋這麽不懂事呢，同學同學，同樣是學生但不壹樣學習。當年學習不努力，他窮了也不能和咱們生氣啊，當年刻苦學習的，他有錢也證明是自己努力。妳好比當年的辛井水吧，倒是挺能折騰的，活動參加不少，就是不努力學習，聽說畢業就失業了，現在在家種地，妳說這是何必。
小丹：人家辛井水怎麽也是同學啊，妳可不能厚此薄彼啊。
大雜面：啊，對啊，妳曾經還和辛井水談過壹段戀愛，怪不得妳壹直在為他說話呢。妳們可別當著我的面情情愛愛，別怪我翻臉讓他歇菜！
小丹：妳！哼！（生氣的下）（大雜面坐下看報紙）
小石頭：（接電話）外！我是趙衛鋒，哎呀，辛總啊，對來大雜面家開同學會，您放心吧，我壹定會把這事辦的清清楚楚，明明白白的，好好，再見！
（敲門）開門！
大雜面：來了，妳好妳是？
小石頭：我是趙衛鋒！
大雜面：衛鋒，哎呀！（擁抱）我想死妳了，咱們十年沒有見面了吧，我都想四妳了！怎麽樣您母親還好嗎？
小石頭：還好！
大雜面：您父親還好吧？
小石頭：還好！
大雜面：您家裏都好吧？
小石頭：還好！
（小丹出來）
小丹：哎呀！小石頭啊！
小石頭：恩？妳是？
大雜面：小石頭？哎？這位是趙衛鋒趙經理，妳怎麽能……
小丹：啊，原來是趙經理啊，那妳們坐下聊啊！
（趙衛鋒手機響，接電話）
小石頭：外，辛總啊！什麽？好，我馬上過去！
老同學，我公司有點事情我得馬上過去，好嗎？咱們有機會再聚！
（趙衛鋒下）
大雜面：完了，完了，他走了，這同學會還開啥了？餃子包了，來人就喝茶吧！
（老幹巴上，敲門）
小丹：誰啊？
老幹巴：我！
小丹：老幹巴？
老幹巴：小丹？誒呀嗎呀
小丹：誒呀！
大雜面：小丹誰啊？
小丹：老幹巴快進來！軍言，妳看誰來了
大雜面：啊，送煤氣罐的吧，放裏邊吧！
小丹：他好似咱們的老同學老幹巴啊
大雜面：老幹巴？哪個老幹巴啊
老幹巴：不認識我了？大雜面？妳忘了我，我可記得妳呀！
大雜面：我叫張軍言不叫大雜面，（不屑的）裏面坐吧。
小丹：（拉住老幹巴的手）老幹巴，現在幹啥呢，可挺長時間沒有看見妳了啊。
老幹巴：啊，我那什麽……
大雜面：咳！小丹，妳去燒點開水去！
老幹巴：大雜面！不張軍言，妳現在幹啥啊？
大雜面：呀，也沒幹啥！就搞幾個小項目唄！
老幹巴：啥項目啊？
大雜面：啊，沒啥，也就是給北極星供暖，把太平洋變淺，克隆壹個北朝鮮，再把黑洞填滿。
老幹巴：誒呀！那妳還挺忙啊！
大雜面：呵呵，壹般！老同學，那妳忙寫啥啊都？
老幹巴：我跟妳比起來差遠了，成天凈鼓動農作物了。
大雜面：（驕傲的）那也行，壹年也能對付個壹兩千！
老幹巴：哪能啊，壹年也就八九百——萬！
大雜面：啊，八九百？萬？不是我說妳老幹巴，妳跟我妳吹啥啊？啊，咱們當年都農村出來的，誰不知道壹年掙多少啊，啊？妳有啥困難到我這妳裝啥啊，我也不是不能幫妳。我這現在家業好幾十萬，光自行車我就好幾個。等會妳把那個89年的推走吧，沒事別老走著多累，騎去唄！
老幹巴：恩，我沒走著！
大雜面：騎倒騎驢啊？那玩意更累疼，還不如自行車呢！
老幹巴：不是……
（小丹上）
小丹：妳們嘮啥呢？來喝水！
大雜面：小丹，把咱們家那些破衣服啥的給老幹巴拿走點，買衣服太貴了。
小丹：哎！
（小丹拿出壹件衣服）
大雜面：妳拿那不我的衣服嗎？
小丹：那妳不說給老幹巴嗎？
大雜面：我說妳塞暖氣空子裏那幾件！
小丹：那還能穿嗎？
大雜面：老幹巴他還能嫌咱們吶？
老幹巴：沒事，老同學嘛，永遠都是老同學！
小丹：老幹巴，還沒有吃飯吧？
大雜面：嘖！人家老幹巴還能不吃飯？再說咱家菜油太大，老幹巴能吃慣嗎？回頭再拉肚子可咋整。給老幹巴包幾個饅頭拿走，人家老幹巴沒準還有急事呢！
小丹：張軍言，妳是不是有點過分了？
老幹巴：那什麽，沒事，小丹，軍言妳們忙著啊，我先走了！
（趙衛鋒敲門）
大雜面：這又是誰啊？這個鬧停！
（開門）
大雜面：誒呀！衛鋒！誒呀，妳可想死我了，太好了，小丹快炒菜，今天別走了啊，就在這住！
小石頭：不的了，我們懂事長在這吧？
大雜面：懂事長？沒有啊！
老幹巴：（過來）小石頭，事情辦妥了？
小石頭：辛哥，辦妥了，外商直接就撥款2000萬！
老幹巴：好，咱們走吧！
大雜面：辛哥！誒呀，我想死妳了！太好了，小丹快去買海鮮，辛哥，今天別走了，我給妳定酒店！誒呀，快給辛哥泡龍井啊，這破衣服妳又翻出來幹啥呀？辛哥，快坐下！
老幹巴：軍言……
大雜面：辛哥妳還是叫我大雜面親切！
老幹巴：妳還記得自己曾經叫大雜面？妳記得妳這個名字怎麽來的嗎？
大雜面：當然記得，小的時候家裏窮，我每天都帶壹個玉米面上學，同學們都叫我大雜面，但是沒有壹個人瞧不起我，他們都來幫助我！
老幹巴：那時候我每天都帶壹個糖饅頭上學，每次都用饅頭換妳的雜面吃。不是我愛吃雜面，而是我想讓妳知道，世界上除了錢之外，還有情感存在！軍言，對辛懂事長妳就可以請海鮮，住酒店，對老幹巴妳就連多呆壹會妳都不願意嗎？老同學老同學，就算我們再有錢，也不能忘記了曾經的老同學啊！
大雜面：老幹巴！嗚——
（音樂響起）
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Old classmates (art campus drama)
Cast: small stone on the old Dan Zamian big Thelephora ganbajun Zang
Xiao-Dan: This is not just after graduating from university 10 years, was difficult to meet students, and some money some money and the poor to the rich not to Ben, rich and poor families also speechless. Emotional students can not wasted, so we ah open a classmate, only for the exchange of emotion, do not care to drink do not get drunk, huh. (Packing house)
Big Zamian: small Dan diploma, you also spent yesterday, it quickly cooking it, the old classmates come. Hey, I must tell you a few words: This time is not too late to remember gather today Wei-feng is the key, he is now the manager of Hsin Enterprise, a wealthy 100%. Our whole today if he was happy, then Let's cling on the golden rice bowl, You You!
Xiao-Dan: So how do you money eyes? Do students have also say money?
Big Zamian: small Dan night so you do not know anything, the students students, but students are not the same as learning. Then learning sleep, he can not and the poor Let angry ah, that assiduous study, he also proved to be money of their own. You like it then Xin Well, it is quite able to disruption, and to participate in many activities that sleep study, we heard that graduate unemployment, now at the land, you say this is why.
Xiao-Dan: Well how are people Xin students ah, ah, you can be partial.
Big Zamian: ah, ah, you have also talked about a period of well water and Xin love, no wonder you have been in it for him to speak. You can not face the situation in front of my love love, I decide to let him Bieguai Xiecai!
Xiao-Dan: You! Sing! (Angry the next) (sit down and look at the newspapers Zamian)
Small stones: (phone),! I Zhao Feng, wow, Xin total ah, home to a large Zamian students, you rest assured it, I will definitely do this clearly, out-and-out, well, good-bye!
(Knock on the door) open the door!
Big Zamian: come here, you Hello, yes?
Small stone: I was visiting front!
Big Zamian: Wei-feng, wow! (Hug) I think you die, Let's not 10 years to meet the bar, I want to 4 you! How kind your mother also okay?
Small stone: okay!
Big Zamian: Your father also OK?
Small stone: okay!
Big Zamian: Your home is OK?
Small stone: okay!
(Dan small out)
Xiao-Dan: Ah! Small stone ah!
Small stone: TU? You yes?
Zamian large: small stone? Hey? This is Wei-feng Diaojingli, how can you……
Xiao-Dan: ah, it was Diaojingli ah, then you sit down and chat about ah!
(Wei-feng cellphone, the phone)
Small stone:, Xin total ah! What? , And I immediately past!
Old classmates, some things my company I immediately past, okay? We both have the opportunity to Zaiju!
(Wei-feng under)
Big Zamian: finished, finished, gone, it will also open啥students? Dumplings package,來人on tea!
(Thelephora ganbajun Zang old, the knock on the door)
Xiao-Dan: Shuie?
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: I!
Xiao-Dan: Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang?
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: small Dan? Ah ah long period of time?
Xiao-Dan: long period of time!
Big Zamian: Dan Shui A small?
Xiao-Dan: Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang coming fast! Army statement, you see who is going to the
Big Zamian: ah, it sent the gas tank, put inside!
Xiao-Dan: We both like his old classmates old ah Thelephora ganbajun Zang
Big Zamian: Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang? Which old ah Thelephora ganbajun Zang
Thelephora ganbajun Zang old: I do not know? Zamian big? You forgot me, and I recalled you!
Big Zamian: My name is Zhang statement is not big Zamian, (disdain) sitting inside it.
Xiao-Dan: (attraction to the old hands Thelephora ganbajun Zang) Thelephora ganbajun Zang old now abide by relevant regulations, it could be quite a long time no see you ah.
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: ah, that what I……
Big Zamian: cough! Xiao-Dan, you point to burn to the water!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: Large Zamian! Zhang Jun and not words, you abide by relevant regulations ah?
Big Zamian: ah, did not abide by relevant regulations! To engage in a few small projects hymns!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang:啥project ah?
Big Zamian: ah,沒啥, that is, to Polaris heating, the Pacific shallow, a North Korean cloning, and then fill the black hole.
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: long period of time! Futingmanga you!
Big Zamian: Oh, General! Old classmates, then you are busy writing Shae?
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: I tell you far worse than up, Narita net instigated the crops.
Big Zamian: (pride) that also, a year can deal with a 2000!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: How could ah, it Bajiubai year - 10,000!
Big Zamian: ah, Bajiubai? 10,000? Nilao Thelephora ganbajun Zang is not what I said, you told me you blow Shae? Ah, let out that all rural areas, who do not know how many ah-earning year, ah? You wield difficult to me with Shae you, I can not help you. I am now possessions hundreds of thousands, light bike, I like a few. , And so will you put that 89 Selection走吧, nothing more than another tired old walk, ride to hymns!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: TU, I did not walk!
Big Zamian: riding inverted Qilv ah? Nawanyi pain more tired than a bike?
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: No……
(On the small Dan)
Xiao-Dan: Do you these chats about normal, Shane? To drink!
Big Zamian: small Dan, Let's break those clothes home to the old啥Thelephora ganbajun Zang away, too expensive to buy clothes.
Xiao-Dan: hey!
(Dan show a small clothing)
Zamian large: that you do not take my clothes?
Xiao-Dan: Then you do not say that to the old Thelephora ganbajun Zang?
Big Zamian: I said you Cypriot Heating empty yard that few!
Xiao-Dan: It can wear?
Big Zamian: Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang He also suspected Let diploma?
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: nothing, just old classmates, old classmates are forever!
Xiao-Dan: Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang, no dinner?
Big Zamian: Ze! Thelephora ganbajun Zang old people can not eat? Say too much anymore vegetable oil, used to eat Thelephora ganbajun Zang old? Zezheng diarrhea can be back again. To the old-Thelephora ganbajun Zang took several steamed bread, old people Thelephora ganbajun Zang chances are emergencies?
Xiao-Dan: Zhang Yan, you are not a bit too much?
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: What then, nothing, small Dan, the military statement you busy ah, I am ahead!
(Wei-feng knocked at the door)
Zamian large: This is Shuie? This鬧Stop!
(Open)
Zamian large: long period of time! Wei-feng! Ah long period of time, you can die, I would like to, very good, small cooking Dan fast today Biezou the ah, in this live!
Small stone: not at all, we Dongshichang in this?
Big Zamian: Dongshichang? No ah!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: (from) small stone, things get?
Small stone: Xinge, complete, direct foreign funding to 20 million!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: Well, let走吧!
Big Zamian: Xinge!誒ah, I wanted to die you! Very good, small buy seafood Dan fast, Xinge, Biezou today, I will give you the hotel!誒ah, soon to Xinge bubble Longjing ah, broken up by the clothes you abide by relevant regulations ah? Xinge, sit down fast!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: Army statement……
Big Zamian: Xinge you still ask me to the Zamian cordial!
Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang: Do you still remember their own once told the Zamian? You remember how your name to?
Big Zamian: Of course remember, when the small home poorer, every day I go to school with a cornmeal, students都叫I Zamian big, but no one look down on me that they came to help me!
Thelephora ganbajun Zang old: every day when I take a sugar buns to school, every time you change the Zamian steamed bread to eat. Zamian is not my favorite, but I want you to know that the world apart from the money, there are emotional existence! Army statement on the symplectic Dongshichang you can please seafood, live hotels, the old Thelephora ganbajun Zang you will be an even多呆you do not want to? Your old classmate old classmates, even if we have money again, we can not forget the old students, who ah!
Big Zamian: Old Thelephora ganbajun Zang! Ming --