The weather is getting warmer and warmer. 天氣越來越暖和了。
Flowers are booming, and birds are singing. 花兒開了，鳥兒唱歌。
Trees burgeon. 樹也發芽了。
People get ready for a new year. 人們為了新的壹年而做好了準備。
Since the Qin generation, our country on continuously to the springbeginning has taken the spring the start. The spring beginning iscomes up the division from the astronomy, but in the nature, inpeople's mind, spring is warm, beautiful spring day; Spring is thegrowth, does farm work to sow seeds. In the climatology, spring isrefers to the period of five days (5 days is a period of five days)the average temperature 10 ℃ to 22 ℃ time intervals.
When to spring beginning, the people obviously felt the daytime, thesun has steadily warmed. The temperature, the sunshine, rain, thisoften is in a year center the turning point, tends to the rise orincreases. The Xiaochun crops growing trend speeds up, the rape pullsout when the liver moss and the wheat jointing the water consumptionincreases, should promptly water the topdressing, the promotiongrowth. The farmer's proverb reminds the people spring beginning rainwater, keeping long hours sense " Spring prepared for plowingalso starts.
自秦代以來，我國就壹直以立春作為春季的開始。立春是從天文上來劃分的，而在自然界、在人們的心目中，春是溫暖，鳥語花香；春是生長，耕耘播種。在氣候學中，春季是指候（5天為壹候）平均氣溫10℃至22℃的時段。
時至立春，人們明顯地感覺到白晝長了，太陽暖了。氣溫、日照、降雨，這時常處於壹年中的轉折點，趨於上升或增多。小春作物長勢加快，油菜抽苔和小麥拔節時耗水量增加，應該及時澆灌追肥，促進生長。農諺提醒人們立春雨水到，早起晚睡覺"大春備耕也開始了。
笑話：
1.A：春天，妳別走啊！我愛妳！
B：我也是！！
A：那妳怎麽還走呢？我給妳做牛做馬叫妳師傅還不行嗎？！
B：那好，妳叫吧．
A：師傅～～～
B：徒兒，別追啦～～～！
A: spring, you don't go! I love you!
B: me too!!!!!!!!!!
A: then how do you still go? I give you ostriches is not your master? !
B: well, you name it.
A: teacher ~ ~ ~
B: "son, don't chase! ~ ~ ~!
2.今天天氣暖洋洋，我跟妳去搶銀行，我拿金；妳拿銀，我偷偷撥打110，警察把我送回家，把妳送警局，我在家裏吃饅頭，妳在警局吃拳頭，我在家裏吃冰棍，妳在警局吃電警棍，我在家裏吃瓜子，妳在警局吃子彈，我的瓜子吃完了，妳的小命也玩完了。
Today the weather warm, I'd like you to go to rob the bank, I take gold, Your silver, I secretly call 110, police send me home, send you the police station, I at home, you eat steamed bread in police fists, I at home to eat, you eat in police Popsicle electric batons, I eat at home, you eat seeds in the police shot the melon seeds, I finished eat, you'll also done.
3.春天來了,萬物蘇醒.今天我去找妳,妳說:”別鬧了,我藏的蜂蜜還沒吃完呢,別和蜜蜂說!”
Spring is coming, all round. Today I find you, you said: "don't make, I haven't finished eating the honey bee? Don't say!"
4.有天，紀曉嵐去找皇帝時，被個太監攔下來。太監說：“聽說紀先生文才過人，可否作詩，不然不讓妳過。”紀曉嵐無法可想之下，就作了兩句詩。三光天地人，四季夏秋冬。太監就說：“壹年不是有四季嗎？春天呢？” 紀先生冷冷的看著太監說：“妳還有春天嗎？”
One day, the ji's morning mist to find the emperor was a eunuch stopped. The eunuch said: "hear Mr Ji, although a poem, otherwise can not let you." Ji's morning mist could not think, two poem. The great supporter, xia qiu dong. The eunuch said: "there are four seasons in a year? Spring is?" Mr Ji chilly looking at eunuch say: "you have the spring?"
5.有個小女孩的老師布置了作業，內容是關於春天的作文。小女孩寫道：“春天來了，小貓叫了我問爸爸說：爸爸爸爸，為什麽我不叫？爸爸說：不是不叫，時候未到。我問爸爸說：爸爸爸爸,媽媽為什麽不叫？爸爸說：不是不叫，是妳沒聽到。我問爸爸說：爸爸爸爸，保姆為什麽不叫？爸爸說：不是不叫，她不敢叫！
A little girl was teacher assigned homework, content is about the composition of the spring. The little girl wrote: "spring is coming, the kitten called I asked my dad said: dad, why don't I call father? Dad said: no, not yet. When I asked my dad said: dad, why don't you call father mother? Dad said: no, you didn't hear. I asked my dad said: dad, why don't you call a nanny dad? Dad said: no, she couldn't call!