all of your attempts are futile! -> 妳所有的努力都是徒勞的！
you are wasting your time defending! -> 妳的防守是在浪費妳的時間！
everything you did just merely adds to my glorious history! -> 壹切妳所做的僅僅只是增加了我的光輝歷史！
everything falls under my grasp! -> 壹切都在我的掌握之中！
look at your feeble force! -> 看看妳那微弱的力量！
are you kidding with me! -> 妳在跟我開玩笑吧！
don't make a joke out of yourself! -> 不要讓妳自己成為了壹個笑話！
意思都差不多，可以交替用
如果我的回答能夠解決妳的問題，希望妳能夠采納我，如果有疑問繼續追問，衷心感謝妳的支持........