我上周才生完5個孩子，夠讓人興奮的吧？什麽，妳不信？好吧，我上周六的晚上從銀行偷了些錢！現在妳該相信我了吧？其實，都是假的！今天是4月1日，也就是愚人節哦！今天就是應該騙人玩的日子，在妳們國家也是這樣嗎？
April Fool’s Day started in the sixteenth century in Europe . Before that time , New Year’s Day was celebrated on April 1st were teased . They were called fools .
愚人節最早開始於16世紀的歐洲。在那之前，後面這句“New Year’s Day was celebrated on April 1st were teased ”語法有問題。
Nowadays we play jokes on people on April 1st .For example , womeone might put salt in the sugar bottle so another person could put it in his coffee “by accident ” . Or someone might change the time on amother person’s alarm clock so that person would unkowingly wake up earlier or later than planned . Or maybe a person would tell a lie to make someone else shocked .
現在每當4月1日的時候，我們會相互之間開玩笑。例如，女人們可能會把鹽裝在糖罐子裏，這樣其他人喝咖啡時就會錯把鹽當糖。或者是有人可能故意把另壹個人的鬧鐘時間調快或是調慢，這樣那個人就會不知情地起早了或是起晚了……或者是人們可能會故意告訴別人壹個讓他震驚的消息等等。
After we play the trick , we say “April Fool . ” Then the poor person reslizes he was fooled . It is generally done in the spirit of fun and doesn’t cause any real harm(傷害) to amyone . Do you have any great jokes to play on anyone today ? Try it out . Just don’t forget to say “April Fool ” when the other person begins looking a little confused .
當我們騙完對方以後，我們就會說“愚人節快樂！”，然後對方才知道原來他是被騙了。通常我們都是帶著娛樂精神來開這樣的玩笑，所以基本上不會對他人造成真正的傷害。妳有沒有什麽好的整人招數可以用在今天呢？試試吧，但是如果對方真的較起真來，被妳整得暈暈乎乎的時候，這個時候妳可不要忘了說“愚人節快樂”噢！
這是真真的純手工翻譯，希望能幫到妳！