“I must say,”says the executive,“your work history is terrible.You’ve been fired from every job.”“Yes,”says the man.“Well,”continues the executive,“there is not much positive in that.”
“Hey!”says the guy as he pokes the application.“At least I’m not a quitter.”
壹個人走進壹家大公司的人力資源部,把他的申請表遞給主管。主管開始瀏覽他的申請,發現應征者在以前的每壹份工作上都被開除了。
“我必須說,”主管說,“妳的工作經歷很不好,妳在妳做的每壹份工作上都被開除了。”“是的,”那人說。主管繼續說:“這可不是什麽好事情。”
“嘿!”那人指著申請表說,“至少我不是個逃兵。” 2.Always Thirsty"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me.""That's terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?" "No, but I am always thirsty!"壹個男人對他的朋友說：“我動了壹次手術，手術後醫生把壹塊海綿忘在我的身體裏了。”“真是太糟糕了！”朋友說道：“妳覺得疼嗎？”“不疼，可是我總感到口渴。” 3.I Have His Ear in My Pocket
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
他的耳朵在我衣兜裏
伊凡鼻子流著血回到家裏。他媽媽問，“發生了什麽事？”
“壹個男孩咬了我壹口，”伊凡說。
“再見到他妳能認出來嗎？”媽媽問。
“他走到哪裏我都能認出他，”伊凡說。“他的耳朵還在我衣兜裏呢。”