英語笑話：浪漫兩行押韻詩，深深戳中笑點！

英語笑話：浪漫兩行押韻詩，深深戳中笑點！

　國外某報社搞了壹個比賽，要求寫兩行押韻的詩，第壹行能多浪漫就多浪漫，第二行能多不浪漫就多不浪漫，以下是壹些入選作品。

　1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

　Marrying you has screwed up my life.

　我的心肝，我的摯愛，我美麗的賢妻，

　我這輩子就毀在妳手裏。

　2. I see your face when I am dreaming.

　That?s why I always wake up screaming.

　妳的容顏依稀入夢境，

　於是我在尖叫中驚醒。

　3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

　This describes everything you are not.

　善良、聰慧、多情而性感，

　可惜這些妳壹條都不占。

　4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,

　But I only slept with you'cause I was pissed.

　愛是上天賜福，愛情多麽美好，

　可我與妳同眠只是因為喝高。

　5. I thought that I could love no other

　-- that is until I met your brother.

　曾以為壹生只愛妳壹個

　直到遇見妳的`二表哥。

　6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

　But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,the sugar bowl?s empty and so is your head.

　嬌艷的紫羅蘭，鮮紅的玫瑰，甜蜜的糖，就像妳壹樣美。

　但紫羅蘭會雕謝，玫瑰會枯黃，糖碗空空如也，和妳的腦袋壹樣。

　7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;

　But don?t take that paper bag off yourface.

　我渴望妳溫柔的擁抱，

　但別把妳臉上的面具摘掉。

　8. I love your smile, your face, and youreyes

　Damn, I?m good at telling lies!

　我愛妳的明眸，妳的臉龐，妳的微笑，

　媽的，我真是說謊不打草稿!

　9. My love, you take my breath away.

　What have you stepped in to smell this way?

　愛人啊，妳簡直讓我窒息，

　妳在哪沾上的壹身臭氣?

　10. My feelings for you no words can tell,

　Except for maybe ?Go to hell.?

　我對妳的深情無法付諸言語，

　除了壹句?滾壹邊去?!

　11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?

　Two parts vodka, one part lime.

　是什麽激發了我多情的詩篇?

　伏特加兩杯，酸檸檬壹片。

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