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英語小笑話,(加諧音)(不要太長)

耐性

垂釣者:妳已經盯著看了三個小時了 ,妳幹嘛不自己親自釣呢?

旁觀者:我沒那耐性。

Bedtime Prayers

Julie was saying her bedtime praye rs. "Please God," she said, "make Naple s the capital of Italy. Make Naples the c apital of Italy."

Her mother interrupted and said. " Julie, why do you want God to make Na ples the capital of Italy?"

And Julie replyed, "Because that's what I put in my geography exam!"