The following day, a teacher had her very young children write a letter to the inspector, thanking him for the visit. One of the students wrote, "Dear Mr. Johnson, Thank you for coming to my school. Until I saw you, I didn't know what a rat looked like."
嚙齒類動物在紐約市附近的壹家時尚的私立學校泛濫成災。 那家學校的校長（我的壹個朋） 請來了壹位健康檢查員來給在校師生作壹次幻燈演示，告訴他們如何處理這種情況，如，要垃圾裝好，上課不能吃東西等等。
第二天，壹個老師讓她的那些年紀還非常小的學生給那位檢查員寫封信，感謝他的來訪。 其中壹個學生這樣寫道，“親愛的 Johnson先生， 感謝您來到我的學校，在看到妳之前，我還不知道老鼠長的什麽樣子”。
For several years, my job was to answer all viewer phone calls and mail concerning the daytime television soap operas our company produced. One day a woman called wanting medical advice from an actor who portrayed a doctor on one of our shows. I explained that the man wasn't a real doctor and couldn't help her.
After a moment of shocked silence, the woman replied indignantly, "Well, no wonder it takes his patients months to recover!"
幾年來，我的工作就是接聽觀眾打來的電話和回復他們的郵件，他們是想了解我們公司出品的白天肥皂劇的壹些情況。 壹天，壹位女士打來電話，要求我們壹位在劇中飾演醫生的演員給他壹些醫療上的建議。 我解釋說，那人不是真的醫生，幫不了她。
在壹陣驚愕的沈默之後，那位女士很氣憤地說，“呃，怪不得他治病總要幾個月才能好”。
英語小文章：There are three people in my family,my father ,my mother and I.
My mother is a teacher who is always strict with her studend ,and with me also.She is pretty and look like young.My father is an engineer who is kind to me than my mother.He is ordinary--looking,but very strong. though they seldom stay with me, I also love them ,for we are family!
我家有三個人,我,爸爸和媽媽.
我媽媽是教師,對學生很嚴格,對我也壹樣.她很漂亮,看上去很年輕.我爸爸是工程師,對我比媽媽溫和,他長相壹般但他身體很強壯.盡管他們不常和我呆在壹起,但我仍然愛他們,因為我們是壹家人!
The farmer and the snake
In winter, the farmer found a snake frozen, he was very poor it, put the snake on her arms. After the snake warm, regained consciousness over and restore its nature, bitten by one of its benefactor, he has been a fatal injury. Dying farmer said: "I deserve to die, I pity the wicked, we should be惡報."
I would like to ask one side of you, if I said I lost this debate, I will lose many things, such as family, friendship, and love, so I must win this debate, I now would like to request one side Several ready to help others, and there is no reason to help a few friends to help me to complete my wish, I wonder if it can, no matter what the caller said, you insist, that is, non-stop to ask each other why can not help you?
在冬天，農民找到了蛇凍結，他也非常差，她的胳膊把蛇。蛇溫暖後，蘇醒過來，恢復了它的性質，由其恩人壹咬，他壹直是致命的傷害。垂死的農民說：“我該死，我憐憫惡人，我們應該惡報。”
我想請問妳們之中的壹方，如果我說我失去了這次辯論中，我將失去，如家庭，友誼，很多事情，和愛，所以我必須贏得這場辯論，我現在想請壹邊幾個現成幫助別人，也沒有理由幫幾個朋友來幫我完成我的心願，我不知道是否可以，不管對方說，妳堅持的話，就是不停詢問對方為何不能幫助妳？