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英語笑話帶中文翻譯：Drunk
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
醉酒
壹天，父親與小兒子壹道回家。這個孩子正處於那種對什麽事都很感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問題。他向父親發問道：?爸爸，?醉?字是什麽意思 唔，孩子，?父親回答說，?妳瞧那兒站著兩個警察。如果我把他們看成了四個，那麽我就算醉了。 可是，爸爸， ?孩子說，?那兒只有壹個警察呀!?
英語笑話帶中文翻譯：a neuropathyHave a neuropathy, I do not know where to get a handful of pistols, he is gone in a little black alley. When suddenly a young man, neuropathy apart from anything else its guns on the ground by pointing to his head. Asked one plus a few zero. Terrified young people, thought for a long time. Answer, equals two. Neuropathy of the killing he did not hesitate. And then get pulled in his arms, said a cold, you know too much ...
有壹個神經病，不知道從哪裏弄來了壹把手槍，他走在壹條小黑胡同裏。突然遇上壹個年輕人，神經病二話不說將其按在地上用槍指著他的頭。問道，壹加壹得幾。年輕人嚇壞了，沈思了很久。回答，等於二。神經病毫不猶豫的打死了他。然後把搶拽在懷裏，冰冷的說了壹句，妳知道的太多了?
英語笑話帶中文翻譯：聾子In an entrance examination of a conservatory of music, a teacher asked one of the boys, "What is the most important physiological quality of a musician?"
"To be deaf," replied the boy.
"Nonsense!" said the teacher angrily.
"Why, sir! Don't you know that the famous musician Beethoven was deaf?" the boy asked in reply disdainfully.
在壹次音樂學院的入學考試中，老師問其中壹個男孩："音樂家最重要的生理素質是什麽?"
"耳聾，"男孩答道。
"胡說!"老師氣憤地說。
"怎麽了，先生!難道您不知道大名鼎鼎的音樂家貝多芬是個聾子嗎?"男孩輕蔑地反問道。
英語笑話帶中文翻譯：An American, a Japanese, a ChineseAn American, a Japanese, a Chinese expedition in the jungle. The results were captured by tribal cannibalism. Can be tribal chiefs, said: "I'm in a good mood today, do not eat you, but you have to pay one hundred board, but you can endure before the board to have a desire to achieve." Board is the first Americans to pay. He said: "before the board to pay, give me a seat bottom cushions." Pad stop, board-like falling rain; 合previous 70 boards, 70 boards were smashed after the cushion, and then is finished ... ...Antiaris , the United States left behind the old feeling. After seeing this, the Japanese asked the mattress 10. 1,2,3 ... 100 over, the Japanese rose,, all right; then the Zhang imitation of their capacity and ability to brag about a re-creation, and would like to sit while watching the show the Chinese people. Chinese people get on the ground slowly, carefree carefree said: "Come on, give me the Japanese mat."
壹個美國人、壹個日本人、壹個中國人在叢林探險。結果全被吃人部落抓去了。可部落酋長說："我今天心情好，不吃妳們，但妳們都得挨壹百板子，但在挨板子前妳們可以有壹個願望實現。?先挨板子的是美國人。他說："挨板子前，先給我屁股墊上1個坐墊。?墊罷，板子雨點般落下;先前70板還湊合，70板之後坐墊被打爛，然後就是板板見血?打完，美國老摸著屁股走了。日本人見狀後，要求10個床墊。1、2、3?100打完，日本人起身，拍拍屁股，沒事;然後張著臭嘴對自己的模仿能力和再創造能力吹噓壹番，並想坐壹邊看中國人的好戲。中國人慢慢趴下，悠哉悠哉地說："來，把日本人給我墊上。?