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Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow".

老師:湯姆,您為什麽每天上學遲到?

湯姆:我每次路過拐角,壹個路標上面寫著:"學校----慢行。"

Mother: Why are you jumping up and down?

Tom: I've just taken some medicine and I forgot to shake the bottle.

媽媽:妳為什麽不停地跳上跳下的?

湯姆:我剛吃完藥,可我忘了先搖瓶子了

Tom: William has asked me for a loan of five pounds. Should I be doing right in lending it to him?

Jack: Certainly.

Tom: And why?

Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me.

湯姆:威廉向我借五英鎊。我該不該借給他?

傑克:當然應該了。

湯姆:為什麽?

傑克:否則他就該跟我借了。