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Do you smoke?

1. There are five men accused of smoking close to talk to the teacher to teach them one by one:

The first truly recognize the boys were beaten; back to the bedroom said:

Buddies: I have a commitment, you should never be identified.

Key scenes of a〕

Teacher: To be honest you smoking?

A boy: do not smoke.

Teachers: do not smoke? Ah, eating potato chips root it.

A male's natural arm stretched out two fingers to take over............

Key Scene II〕

Teacher: smoking it?

Boys B: do not smoke.

Teachers: do not smoke? Ah, eating potato chips root it.

B boys due to hear a situation so very careful to take over the French fries

Teacher: James did not point it ketchup?

B accidentally sticks two fingers to play the more so once the bombs

Teachers: do not smoke Bomb soot positions them very skilled. Call to parents..................

Key scenes of three〕

Teacher: smoking it?

C boys: do not smoke.

Teachers: do not smoke?, The root of potato chips to eat it.

C boys because there are two examples to be very careful in front of a stream Khan finished fries

Teacher: to bring students back to the root it?

C boys to take over smoothly on the post-fries caught in the ear..................

Key scenes of four〕

Teacher: smoking it?

Boys D: No smoking.

Teacher: Very good. Kan you eat French fries

Dan Chan scared of the small boys eating the fries, potato chips also put a jacket pocket

Teacher suddenly shouted out: to the principal.

Small boys a sense of busy pocket of potato chips thrown out on the floor with their feet step on the hard step on the ... ... ... ... ... ...

Key scenes of five〕

Teacher: smoking it?

Boys: do not smoke.

Teacher: Very good. Kan you eat French fries

French fries with just boys,

The teacher said: Please, I do not eat it.

Sense of male hands fries pass, and then took out a lighter..................

Key scenes of the six〕

Teacher: smoking it?

Boys: do not smoke.

Teacher: Very good. Kan you eat French fries

Dan Chan scared boys finished the fries, potato chips also put a jacket pocket

Teacher suddenly shouted out: to the principal.

Boys have been sweating palms down and said: Hello heads!

Teacher: Heads will smell the smell of the mouth.

Boys out of pocket fries: On it, it is still, the fire has not yet point...

(Key scenes of Seven〕

Teacher: Do you smoke in the end not to smoke?

Teachers: do not really smoke? Good, you eat the root of potato chips.

Boys: very natural to take over a clean eating potato chip.

Teacher: What a good kid, you generally like what this brand of potato chips?

Boys: [carried away] Greater China. . . . .

Scene N:

Teacher: The root of potato chips to eat it!

Boys: Thank you, will not.

1.有五個男生吸煙被告密老師壹壹教來談心:

第壹個男生如實承認被很K壹通;回到寢室後說:

哥們:我壹個人都承擔了,妳們時可千萬別認。

〔場景壹〕

老師:老實說吸煙嗎?

男生甲:不吸。

老師:不吸?嗯,吃根薯條吧。

男生甲很自然的伸出兩根手指夾著接過來…………

〔場景二〕

老師:吸煙嗎?

男生乙:不吸。

老師:不吸?嗯,吃根薯條吧。

男生乙由於聽到甲的情況所以很小心的接過了薯條

老師:不沾點番茄醬嗎?

乙壹不小心沾多了於是馬上用兩根手指彈了彈――

老師:不吸?彈煙灰的姿勢很熟練嘛。叫家長來………………

〔場景三〕

老師:吸煙嗎?

男生丙:不吸。

老師:不吸?好,吃根薯條吧。

男生丙因有前面兩個例子很小心地流著汗吃完了薯條

老師:不給同學帶根回去嗎?

男生丙接過薯條後順手就夾在耳朵上………………

〔場景四〕

老師:吸煙嗎?

男生丁:不吸。

老師:很好。吃根薯條吧

男生丁心驚膽顫的吃完了薯條,又把薯條放到了上衣袋裏

老師突然大喊壹聲:校長來了。

男生丁感忙從口袋裏取出薯條扔在地上,用腳使勁的踩了踩………………

〔場景五〕

老師:吸煙嗎?

男生:不吸。

老師:很好。吃根薯條吧

男生剛拿著薯條,

老師說:不請我吃嗎。

男生感忙從雙手遞過薯條,然後掏出打火機………………

〔場景六〕

老師:吸煙嗎?

男生:不吸。

老師:很好。吃根薯條吧

男生心驚膽顫的吃完了薯條,又把薯條放到了上衣袋裏

老師突然大喊壹聲:校長來了。

男生已手心冒汗低頭說道:校長您好!

老師:校長會聞到妳嘴裏的味道的。

男生從口袋中掏出薯條:安啦,還在這呢,火都還沒點…

〔場景七〕

老師:妳到底吸不吸煙?

老師:真地不吸?好,來吃根薯條吧。

男生:非常自然接過薯條吃個幹凈。

老師:真是個好孩子,妳壹般喜歡什麽牌子的薯條呢?

男生:[得意忘形] 大中華。。。。。

場景N:

老師:吃根薯條吧!

男生:謝謝,不會.