Two soldiers were in camp. The first one's name was Gee
and the second one's name was Bill. Gee said
have you got a piece of paper and an envelope
Bill?
Bill said
Yes
I have
and he gave them to him.
Then Gee said
Now I haven't got a pen. Bill gave him his
and Gee wrote his letter. Then he put it in the envelope and said
have you got a stamp
Bill? Bill gave him one.
Then Bill got up and went to the door
so Gee said to him
Are you going out?
Bill Said
Yes
I am
and he opened the door.
Gee said
Please put my letter in the box in the office
and... He stopped.
What do you want now? Bill said to him.
Gee looked at the envelope of his letter and answered
What's your girl-friend's address?軍營裏有二名士兵，壹個叫喬治，壹個叫比爾。喬治問：比爾，妳有信紙、信封嗎？
比爾說：有。然後把信紙和信封給了喬治。
喬治又說：我還沒有筆呢。比爾又把自己的筆給了他。喬治開始寫信。寫完後把信放進信封裏，又問：比爾，妳有郵票嗎？比爾給了他壹張。
這時比爾站起來，向門口走去。喬治問：妳要出去嗎？
比爾說：是的。隨即打開了門。
喬治說：請幫我把這封信投進辦公室的信箱裏，還有...他停住了。
妳還要什麽？比爾問。
喬治看著信封說：妳女朋友的地址是－？