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急需英語小笑話,不要太長,要好笑的。謝謝!註意要是英文的

壹個人在鄉下迷了路,向壹個小孩問路。孩子說:“給我10塊錢,我就對妳說實話。”那人給了孩子10塊錢。

孩子說“說實話,我也不知道。”

A person in the country lost his way, to a child for directions. The child said: "give me 10 dollars, I to you the truth." The man gave the child 10 dollars.

The child said, "to tell you the truth, I don't know."

壹位婦女帶著她的女孩去看精神科醫生。

婦女說:“我的女兒這半年來, 壹直覺得自己是壹只母雞。”

醫生說:“已經半年了,為什麽現在才帶來看病呢?”

“因為我們壹家人都壹直在等著吃雞蛋!”

A woman with her girl to go to see a psychiatrist.

Women say: "my daughter this over the last six months, always think of myself as a hen."

The doctor say: "have already for half a year, why now just bring a doctor?"

"Because our family had been waiting to eat eggs!"