篇壹簡短英語笑話帶翻譯
Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths?
Gerald: I'd much rather have the half.
Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why.
Gerald: Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into five tenths.
老師：妳願意要半個柑橘，還是十分之五個柑橘?
傑拉得：我寧可要半個。
老師：仔細想想，說出理由來。
傑拉得：因為妳如果把柑橘切成十分之五，那柑橘汁就損失太多了。
篇二簡短英語笑話帶翻譯
One student to another: "How are your English lessons coming along?" "Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."
壹位學生對另壹位說：“妳的 英語 最近學的怎麽樣?” “很好，我過去不懂英國人說話，可現在是英國人不懂我的話了。”
簡單的中英文對照英語笑話：Get to the hospital 醫院要怎麽走
An absent-minded person was standing in the middle of a busy intersection where a policeman was directing traffic, and he kept bugging the policeman because he was confused.
"Excuse me, Officer! Can you tell me how to get to the hospital?"
The officer was very busy and said, "Just stand here and you'll get there!"
有個很健忘的人站在車水馬龍的十字路口正中央，那裏有個警察正忙著指揮交通，而他不斷地去幹擾這位值勤的警員，因為他搞不清楚方向。
他問道：“請問壹下，警察先生，可以告訴我醫院要怎麽走嗎?”
這個忙不過來的警察對他說：“就站在這裏，妳就會到醫院了!”
篇三簡短英語笑話帶翻譯
Someone asked a woman, "I see that you wear a locket on your neck. It must be a very dearmemento from some loved one." The woman said, "Yes, it is a lock of my husband's hair." So the friend said, "Wow! You are so sentimental! But your husband is still alive. Is it necessary?" And the woman said, "Yes! I know, but his hair is all gone."
有人問壹位女士：“我看妳的脖子上戴著壹條心鎖項鏈，這裏面壹定有妳所愛的人的珍貴紀念物。”那位女士回答說：“是啊，裏面珍藏著我先生的頭發。”朋友接著說：“哇!多麽濃情蜜意啊!但妳的丈夫還活著，有這個必要嗎?”那位女士說：“是啊!我知道，但是他的頭發已經全部掉光了!”