1. 幽默小故事用英語怎麽說
humorous story
2. ”幽默故事”的英語翻譯
humorous story就是指故事了
skit 壹般是演出, 比如趙本山的短劇.
3. 幽默小故事用英語怎麽說
幽默小故事
short humorous stories
4. 英語幽默故事帶翻譯
The Old Cat
An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it.
Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse. She began to hit the cat. The cat said, "Do not hit your old servant. I have worked for you for many years, and I would work for you still, but I am too old. Do not be unkind to the old, but remember what good work the old did when they were young."
譯文
老貓
壹位老婦有只貓，這只貓很老，它跑不快了，也咬不了東西，因為它年紀太大了。壹天，老貓發現壹只老鼠，它跳過去抓這只老鼠，然而，它咬不住這只老鼠。因此，老鼠從它的嘴邊溜掉了，因為老貓咬不了它。
於是，老婦很生氣，因為老貓沒有把老鼠咬死。她開始打這只貓，貓說：“不要打妳的老仆人，我已經為妳服務了很多年，而且還願意為妳效勞，但是，我實在太老了，對年紀大的不要這麽無情，要記住老年人在年青時所做過的有益的事情。”
A man was going to the house of some rich person. As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road. He said, "I do not want to eat those apples; for the rich man will give me much food; he will give me very nice food to eat." Then he took the apples and threw them away into the st.
He went on and came to a river. The river had bee very big; so he could not go over it. He waited for some time; then he said, "I cannot go to the rich man's house today, for I cannot get over the river."
He began to go home. He had eaten no food that day. He began to want food. He came to the apples, and he was glad to take them out of the st and eat them.
Do not throw good things away; you may be glad to have them at some other time.
譯文
壹個人正朝著壹個富人的房子走去，當他沿著路走時，在路的壹邊他發現壹箱好蘋果，他說：“我不打算吃那些蘋果，因為富人會給我更多的食物，他會給我很好吃的東西。”然後他拿起蘋果，壹把扔到土裏去。
他繼續走，來到河邊，河漲水了，因此，他到不了河對岸，他等了壹會兒，然後他說：“今天我去不了富人家了，因為我不能渡過河。”
他開始回家，那天他沒有吃東西。他就開始去找吃的，他找到蘋果，很高興地把它們從塵土中翻出來吃了。
不要把好東西扔掉，換個時候妳會覺得它們大有用處。
The City Mouse and the Country Mouse
Once there were o mice. They were friends. One mouse lived in the country; the other mouse lived in the city. After many years the Country mouse saw the City mouse; he said, "Do e and see me at my house in the country." So the City mouse went. The City mouse said, "This food is not good, and your house is not good. Why do you live in a hole in the field? You should e and live in the city. You would live in a nice house made of stone. You would have nice food to eat. You must e and see me at my house in the city."
The Country mouse went to the house of the City mouse. It was a very good house. Nice food was set ready for them to eat. But just as they began to eat they heard a great noise. The City mouse cried, " Run! Run! The cat is ing!" They ran away quickly and hid.
After some time they came out. When they came out, the Country mouse said, "I do not like living in the city. I like living in my hole in the field. For it is nicer to be poor and happy, than to be rich and afraid."
譯文
城裏老鼠和鄉下老鼠
從前，有兩只老鼠，它們是好朋友。壹只老鼠居住在鄉村，另壹只住在城裏。很多年以後，鄉下老鼠碰到城裏老鼠，它說：“妳壹定要來我鄉下的家看看。”於是，城裏老鼠就去了。鄉下老鼠領著它到了壹塊田地上它自己的家裏。它把所有最精美食物都找出來給城裏老鼠。城裏老鼠說：“這東西不好吃，妳的家也不好，妳為什麽住在田野的地洞裏呢？妳應該搬到城裏去住，妳能住上用石頭造的漂亮房子，還會吃上美味佳肴，妳應該到我城裏的家看看。”
鄉下老鼠就到城裏老鼠的家去。房子十分漂亮，好吃的東西也為他們擺好了。可是正當他們要開始吃的時候，聽見很大的壹陣響聲，城裏的老鼠叫喊起來：“快跑！快跑！貓來了！”他們飛快地跑開躲藏起來。
過了壹會兒，他們出來了。當他們出來時，鄉下老鼠說：“我不喜歡住在城裏，我喜歡住在田野我的洞裏。因為這樣雖然貧窮但是快樂自在，比起雖然富有卻要過著提心吊膽的生活來說，要好些。”
Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I e to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
老師:為什麽妳每天早晨都遲到?
湯姆:每當我經過學校的拐角處,就看見壹個牌子上寫著"學校----慢行".
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for o cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are o cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
“昨天給妳的錢幹什麽了？”
“我給了壹個可憐的老太婆，”他回答說。 “妳真是個好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說。“再給妳兩分錢。可妳為什麽對那位老太太那麽感興趣呢？”
“她是個賣糖果的。”
Drunk
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing o policemen. If I regard the o policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
醉酒
壹天，父親與小兒子壹道回家。這個孩子正處於那種對什麽事都很感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問題。他向父親發問道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什麽意思？” “唔，孩子，”父親回答說，“妳瞧那兒站著兩個警察。如果我把他們看成了四個，那麽我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子說，“那兒只有壹個警察呀！”
5. 壹些搞笑的故事，適合翻譯成英文的
小傑克聰明嗎？ 史密斯先生的院子裏有壹顆芒果樹。壹天，他懷疑鄰居家的孩子們會爬樹摘那些熟了的好吃的果子，於是就把他的寵物猴子留在樹上看著這棵樹。這使得孩子們無法靠近這棵樹——至少是大部分孩子。然而這並沒有難倒小傑克，他想了壹個好主意拿到史密斯先生的芒果。他用石頭扔猴子，猴子變得很生氣，於是它用芒果回擊小傑克。 Is Little Jack Clever ? There was a mango tree in Mr Smith 's yard . One day , suspecting thechildren in the neighborhood would try to climb his tree for those deliciousripe fruits , he left his pet monkey out in the tree to guard it . This keptthe children away from the tree ----at least , most of the children . However,it did not bother little Jack . He thought of a good idea to get Mr Smith ' *** angoes . He threw stones at the monkey , who became very angry and threwmangoes back at little Jack .
6. 有什麽搞笑的英語故事
1、小明上完廁所回到教室跟老師說：“ 廁所有好多螞蟻。”
老師忽然想到螞蟻的英文ant這個單詞，於是測試小明：螞蟻怎麽說？
小明壹臉茫然……說：“螞蟻他……什麽也沒說……”
7. 四個英語經典搞笑故事
我知道壹個cold
water
的笑話，是我們英語閱讀，但全文記不清了
壹孩到祖父家做客，吃飯時總發現盤子洗不凈，內就問祖父是用什麽洗的，祖父說cold
water。那孩就沒在意，可後來依然洗不凈，就又問了壹容遍，祖父就說，就是cold
water洗的。說罷，就把盤子丟給了他家的狗——這只狗的名字叫做cold
water。