we have money ,thirty thousand yuan. don't you take the purse?
毛毛：我落在炕上了
I left it on the brick bed.
趙本山：給妳辦事，還落在炕上了
I do business to you,but you left it?
毛毛：兜裏才70多元
I only have seventy yuan.
趙本山：我還有400
Here is 400 yuan.
毛毛：也不夠啊
it's not enough.
趙本山：夠不夠都可以的
it doesn't matter.
趙本山：服務員
waiterss !
小沈陽：妳管誰叫姑娘，我是純爺們
girl? I'm a real man.
趙本山：怎麽穿裙子
why do you wear a skirt?
小沈陽：也不是裙子，這是七分褲，這有腿的，著急穿錯了，
it's not,this is a seventh trousers..Sorry,I wear wrong in a hurry .may I take your order?
趙本山：
yes.
趙本山：妳們這個酒店，如果要吃壹頓飯，要多少錢。最貴的要點上要吃多少錢
I want to know how much it cost to have a meal,including the most expensive dishes.
小沈陽：要壹、二萬元
about ten or twenty thousand yuan.
趙本山：是否有這樣的情況，今天吃飯明天來結帳
can I have meals today but pay tomorrow?
小沈陽：打白條
owe the money?
趙本山：不是打白條，給妳小費
no,I have money,don't shorts of money.Give you tips.so many tips I have money.
小沈陽：大爺，妳太帥了
uncle,I LOVE YOU .
趙本山：客人來了，我點菜的時候妳要給我兜著，我要點貴菜
When The guest comes,you should help me when I am ordering dishes.If I want to order a dear dish……
小沈陽：我就說沒有
I say not have?
趙本山：妳太明白了
you are so clever.
毛毛：爺爺，我餓了
grandpa,I'm hungry
趙本山：給我來碗面條
take me a bowl of noodles.
小沈陽：78元壹碗
78 yuan.
毛毛 :do you have the cheaper?
小沈陽: this is the cheapest,
趙本山:ok ,please
小沈陽: here is the noodle
毛毛：爺爺有壹點鹹了,
it's a bit salty. I want to drink coffee
趙本山：給她搞壹碗白開水,
give her some water. we first try to act to order the dish
小沈陽：ok
趙本山：澳洲鮑魚四只
Four Ausrialia’s abalones.
小沈陽：對不起沒有。
Sorry , we haven’t the dish.
毛毛:I like Ausrialia ‘s lobster.
趙本山：澳洲龍蝦 Ausrialia ‘s lobster.
小沈陽：沒有那麽大的 We haven’t such a big one .
趙本山：有多大的。
H ow much do you have?
小沈陽：只有壹斤的。
about one kilo
趙本山：這個太小了，糖醋排骨
This is too small .sweet and sour spareribs
毛毛:oh it’s great.i like
小沈陽：no have spareribs
趙本山：有還是沒有啊
have or not?
小沈陽：沒有的。 no.
趙本山：來民間的，孩子，來壹個小野雞燉蘑菇
let's take some local dishes,boy, small pheasant stews the mushroom
小沈陽：沒有
not have
趙本山：這個可以有
this can have
小沈陽：這個真沒有
really not
趙本山：把帶來的拿過來
take it mao：
把這個燉了，點壹個笨雞蛋
stew it,take a heavy egg
小沈陽：沒有
not have
趙本山：我有
I have
小沈陽：有沒有，妳心裏沒有數嗎，
aren't you clear whether we have? .
趙本山: I ordered abalones and lobster,you don't have.