壹個律師打開他的寶馬車門，突然壹輛汽車駛過來把門撞飛了，警察趕到現場，律師正痛苦地抱怨毀壞了他心愛的寶馬。
“警察同誌，看看他們把我的車弄的!!!”律師哀怨地說。
“妳們律師真是物質至上，我很不舒服!”警察反駁說，“妳這麽關心妳可惡的寶馬，妳可能沒有註意到妳的左胳膊也沒了。”
律師終於註意到了血淋淋的左肩膀，“天哪，我的勞力士手表在哪兒?”
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit
the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the
lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
"Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!", he whined.
"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!" retorted the officer,
"You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your
left arm was ripped off!!!"
《狗住旅店》
壹個人給壹家他計劃在假期裏停留的小旅館寫了封信，“我非常希望帶著我的狗，它很幹凈很有教養，妳能允許它和我睡壹間屋子嗎?”
旅館主人立即回了封信，“我經營旅館很多年了，狗從沒偷過毛巾，床單，
餐具，或者墻上的畫。我也從沒有在半夜因為狗喝醉胡鬧而趕走它，狗也從不不付帳就跑掉。實際上我們非常歡迎您的狗來我們旅館，如果它為您擔保，也歡迎您來。
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel he planned to visit on his vacation: "I
would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well
behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at
night?"
An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been operating
this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal towels,
bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never had to evict a dog
in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I've never had a
dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And,
if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to stay here, too."
A small child was giving a bath to a tiny and dirty kitten in the gar-den.
while an ojd lady passing by.
壹個小男孩在花園裏給壹只身上很臟的小花貓洗澡，正在這時，壹個上了年紀的女士從旁邊經過。
A:Sonny.you shouldn't bathe a kitty in cold waLer.He will get sick and
die.
小家夥，妳不應該在涼水中給小貓洗澡，他會生病,甚至會死。
(The child go on with his job.barely liatening to her.Two houra Wer,the lacjy
was retumiWg when ahe saw the boy sittinS on the ground and cring.with the dead
kitten lying beaide
him.
可是，小男孩繼續給小貓洗澡，幾乎對那位女士置之不理。兩小時以後，那位女士返回時看見那個小男孩坐在地上哭泣，小貓躺在他的身旁，死了。）
B:Didn't I tell you .sonny.that the kitty would die if you wa.shed him in the
cold water?
小家夥，我不是告訴休了嗎？如果在涼水中給小貓洗澡，他會死的。
A:But Auntie. he didn't die because I waahed him; he died when I was wrinpng
him dry.
可是，阿姨，他不是因為我給它洗澡死的，當我把他擰於時，他就死了。
望采納！