1. Money is not everything. There's Mastercard and Visa.? 鈔票不是萬能的，畢竟有時還需要信用卡。?
2. One should love animals. They are so tasty.? 每個人都應該熱愛動物，因為它們很好吃。?
3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.? 要節約用水，所以盡量和女友壹起洗澡。?
4. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.? 要用心去愛妳的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道。?
5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.? 每個成功男人的背後，都有壹個女人。每個不成功男人的背後,都有兩個或更多。?
6. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.? 再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚，畢竟幸福不是永久的嘛。?
7. The wise never marry，and when they marry they become otherwise..? 聰明人都是未婚的,結婚的人很難再聰明起來。