英語簡短笑話大全
導語：閱讀笑話，為生活創造更多的快樂。以下是我整理的英語簡短笑話大全，歡迎各位的閱讀與參考。
英語簡短笑話1
顧客：小心，妳的大拇指在我湯裏了!
服務員：別擔心，先生，不是很燙!
Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!
Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!
英語簡短笑話2
壹個服務員給顧客拿來了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。
“妳瘋了嗎?”顧客喊到，“妳的`手在我的牛排上!”
“什麽?”服務員說，“妳想讓它再掉地上?”
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.
"Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my steak?"
"What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"
英語簡短笑話3
服務員：茶或咖啡?先生。
第壹個顧客：我要茶
第二個顧客：我也是茶——杯子要幹凈的!
服務員：兩杯茶，哪個要幹凈的杯子?
Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
1st customer: "I'll have tea."
2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!"
(Waiter exits, returns)
Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"
英語簡短笑話4
服務員，這只蒼蠅在我湯裏幹什麽?
看起來象是在仰泳，先生……
Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir...
英語簡短笑話5
服務員，湯裏有只蒼蠅!
別擔心，先生，面包裏的蜘蛛會幹掉它。
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Don't worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.
英語簡短笑話6
服務員，我湯裏有只蒼蠅!
不是，先生，那是蟑螂，蒼蠅在妳牛排裏。
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
No sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.
英語簡短笑話7
服務員，湯裏有只蒼蠅!
別讓別人看見，先生，要不別人都要。
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Keep it down sir, or they'll all be wanting one.
英語簡短笑話8
服務員，湯裏有只蒼蠅!
我知道，先生，我們沒有另收錢。
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Its OK, Sir, there's no extra charge!
英語簡短笑話9
服務員，湯裏有只蒼蠅!
對不起，先生，我弄走那三個時忘了這個。
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.
英語簡短笑話10
服務員，湯裏有只死蒼蠅!
是的，先生，是開水殺死了它們。
Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!
Yes sir, it's the hot water that kills them.
英語簡短笑話11
服務員，湯裏有只死蒼蠅!
1美元妳想要什麽——活的?
aiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!
What do you expect for $1 - a live one?
英語簡短笑話12
服務員，湯裏有只蜜蜂!
是的，先生，今天蒼蠅放假。
Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
Yes Sir, it's the fly's day off.
英語簡短笑話13
服務員，來杯咖啡，不加奶油。
對不起，先生，奶油沒了，不加奶怎麽樣?
Waiter, I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.
I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?
英語簡短笑話14
服務員，妳的領帶在我的湯裏了。
沒關系，先生，它不縮水。
Waiter, your tie is in my soup!
That's all right, sir, it's not shrinkable.
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