earlier." The next day, when the teacher came into the classroom, he found the blackboard daubed. He was very angry and asked, "Who did it? Please stand up!" "It's me," said Bob, "Now, I can go home. Good-bye, Sir."
壹天，放學以後，老師對他的學生們說："明天上午，如果妳們當中的任何壹個同學能首先回答我的問題，我就準許他或她最先回家。"第二天，老師走進教室時發現黑板被塗得亂七八糟，他非常生氣的問："誰塗的？請站起來！"鮑勃說："先生，是我，現在我可以回家了，再見！"
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