關於贊美的短小幽默故事

壹個蘇格蘭人去倫敦，想順便探望壹位老朋友，但卻忘了他的住址，於是給家父發了壹份電報：“您知道托馬的住址嗎？速告 當天，他就收到壹份加急回電：“知道。”三峽博客 有三個人到紐約度假。他們在壹座高層賓館的第45層訂了壹個套房。 壹天晚上，大樓電梯出現故障，服務員安排他們在大廳過夜。三峽博客 他們商量後，決定徒步走回房間，並約定輪流說笑話、唱歌和講故事，以減輕登樓的勞累。 笑話講了，歌也唱了，好不容易爬到第34層，大家都感覺精疲力竭。 “好吧，彼德，妳來講個幽默故事 彼德說：“故事不長，卻令人傷心至極：我把房間的鑰匙忘在大廳了。”　1，fox and cock狐貍和公雞 one morning a fox sees a cock. he thinks," this is my breakfast.'' he es up to the cock and says, "i know you can sing very well. can you sing for me?'' the cock is glad. he closes his eyes and begins to sing. the fox sees that and catches him in his mouth and carries him away. the people in the field see the fox. they cry," look, look! the fox is carrying the cock away.'' the cock says to the fox," mr. fox, do you understand? the people say you are carrying their cock away .tell them it is yours. not theirs.'' the fox opens his mouth and says," the cock is mine, not yours.' 'just then the cock runs away from the fox and flies into the tree. 2.the wind and the sun) one day the wind said to the sun, “look at that man walking along the road. i can get his cloak off more quickly than you can.” “we will see about that,” said the sun. “i will let you try first.” so the wind tried to make the man take off his cloak. he blew and blew, but the man only pulled his cloak more closely around himself. “i give up,” said the wind at last. “i cannot get his cloak off.” then the sun tried. he shone as hard as he could. the man soon became hot and took off his cloak. donkey and the load of salt 驢和鹽 once upon a time, a salt merchant moved from place to place selling salt. one day, he was walking on a bridge over a stream with salt loaded on the back of a donkey. “yo-ho! yo-heave-ho!” 3.donkey and the load of salt the donkey missed his step because he was too tired. “splash!” the donkey fell into the water. the merchant set the donkey upright quickly. at that very same moment, the donkey realized his load became lighter as the salt melted in the water. so, the donkey fell down again on purpose. now, all the salt melted, and his load became very light. the donkey returned home humming merrily. without knowing the donkey's intentions, the merchant just thought he had bad luck. the next day, the donkey arrived at the stream carrying salt. “yo-ho! yo-heave-ho!” the donkey remembered the incident yesterday. “neigh! if i fall down in the water, my load will get lighter!' the donkey sunk down in the water on purpose. finally, the salt merchant realized the donkey's intentions. however, a lot of salt had already disappeared in the water. the salt merchant became angry. holding the donkey's behavior responsible, the salt merchant decided to give him a hard time. first, he put a lump of light cotton into the salt bag and loaded it on the back of the donkey. 'what? it's weird. salt is too light today.' the donkey could not suspect the salt merchant's trick. again that day, the donkey fell down in the water intentionally when he arrived at the stream. yet, the wet cotton lump became greatly heavy. 'neigh! what makes it so heavy?' the donkey could not understand. the salt merchant said to the donkey groaning under a heavy load on his back, ”you fool, donkey, you are caught in your own scheme.“ the donkey regretted that he tricked the merchant.