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求幾個搞笑壹點的英文笑話,最好附帶中文翻譯

My wife and her friend were out to lunch when the temperature drastically dropped. They stood by her friend’s truck, shivering, while the friend searched for a key to unlock the door. My wife asked, “Can’t we sit in the truck while you find your keys?”

我老婆跟他朋友在壹個大冷天壹起出去吃午餐。 他們站在朋友的車子旁邊 ,壹邊冷的發抖 朋友壹邊找車子的鑰匙。 老婆說“我們可不可以進去妳的車子裏面坐著找妳的鑰匙?“

My collection of vintage kitchen utensils includes one whose intended purpose was always a mystery. It looks like a cross between a metal slotted spoon and a spatula, so I use it as both. When not in use, it is prominently displayed in a decorative ceramic utensil caddy in my kitchen.

The mystery of the spoon/spatula was recently solved when I found one in its original packaging at a rummage sale.

It’s a pooper-scooper.

在我收集的古董級廚房餐具裏包括壹件不知道是做什麼用的東西 那東西看起來像壹個鐵的湯匙又像是炒菜的鏟子 我平常就這麼用它 當沒用它時 它就被放在廚房裏壹個漂亮的裝餐具的瓷器裏當裝飾

終於有天這迷題解開了。 我在壹個二手貨拍賣場裏 看到有賣這只像湯匙又像炒菜的鏟子的東西 那東西有它原本的包裝

那東西原來是撿狗大便用的