Tom sat in his attorney's office."Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?"the lawyer asked.
"Give me the bad news first."
"Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars."
"That's the bad news?"asked Tom incredulously."I can't wait to hear the terrible news."
"The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary."
壞消息和糟糕的消息
湯姆坐在律師辦公室裏,"妳想先聽壞消息還是糟糕的消息?"律師問.
"先告訴我壞消息吧."
"妳妻子發現了壹張值五十萬美金的照片."
"那是壞消息?"湯姆簡直不相信."我等不及要聽糟糕的消息了."
"糟糕的消息就是那是張妳和妳秘書在壹起的照片."
Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even.
記住,當人生的道路陡峭的時候,要保持沈著.
The supreme happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved.
人生最大的幸福就是堅信有人愛我們.
The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.
這山望著那山高.
He laughs best who laughs last.
誰笑在最後誰笑得最好.
暈...打這些字可累死我了....