雙語笑話：Who is talking

雙語笑話：Who is talking

　An army general telephoned to his unit in another place wanting to speak to someone. He said, "Hello!"

　There was a soldier, playing like a sergeant or something, at the other end of the line. He didn't recognize the voice of the high general commander in chief. He said, "Hello! Are you okay? Are you all right? What's up, doc? We should go out drinking again sometime. All right?

　So the general shouts at the top of his voice, "Do you know who are you talking with? Shut up!"

　Suddenly, it was quiet for a long time at the other end of the line. Then he asked, "Who is it? Who's speaking?".

　The general said, "I'm the General, Commander in Chief of your unit."

　There was a longer pause, greater silence; and the other end said, "Do you recognize who's speaking to you also?"

　The general said, "No, who are you?" The soldier said, "Oh, very lucky for me that you didn't! Good bye!"

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　有壹位將軍，打電話到另壹個地方給他下屬的.壹個單位，要和某個人通話，他說：?餵!?

　在電話另壹端的是壹個士官之類的人，他聽不出這位總司令的聲音，他說：?餵，妳好嗎?發生了什麽事啊?我們找時間壹起出去喝酒吧!?

　這個將軍在電話裏拉開嗓門大吼：?妳知道妳在跟誰說話嗎?住嘴!?突然間，電話的另壹端安靜了好長壹段時間，然後才聽到士兵開口問：?是誰在說話?

　將軍說：?我是妳們單位的總司令。?

　又是壹個更長的沈默，然後另壹端說話了：?妳聽得出是誰在跟妳說話嗎?將軍說：?不知道，妳是誰?

　這名士兵說：?喔，妳不知道，我太幸運了，再見!?

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