門還未開之前，三人同時看到地上有壹張新臺幣1000元的鈔票，猜猜誰會撿起它？
回答：當然是聖誕老人！
為什莫？因為大家都知道另外兩者並不存在。
若聖誕老人的馴鹿吃掉了妳的鉛筆，妳該怎麼辦？
回答：用鋼筆。
聖誕老人喜歡字花園裏做什麽？
回答：鋤地。（英語中hoe和ho同音，hoe是鋤草之意，ho則是聖誕老人的笑聲。
什麽東西聖誕老人可以分發出去，自己卻還留著？
回答：感冒
死者的電話
醫生沖向衣架，喊道：“快把工具包遞給我。”
“出了什麽事了，爸爸？”女兒驚慌地問。
“剛才壹個年輕人打電話說，沒有我，他就要死。”
女兒松了壹口氣：“別忙，我覺得，這電話是打給我的。”
On Christmas Eve, Santa Claus and a clean political figures, A kindhearted and spoke up for the girl and the other lawyers together in a hotel elevator High. Before the opening of the door yet, lose ground with a trio NT 1,000 yuan notes, it picked up the Guess Who? Answer : Of course, Santa Claus! Erecting for? Because we all know that the other two did not exist. If Santa's reindeer eat your pencil, how do you? Answer : pen. Santa like characters garden doing? Answer : hoeing. (English and hoe ho homonyms, weeding hoe is realized. ho is a Santa Claus laugh. What can be distributed by Santa Claus himself still wears? replied : Telephone doctors rushed to the deceased's cold racks, yelled : "Hearing tool kit and handed it to me. "" out of what had happened. Dad? "panic-stricken daughter asked. "Just now a young man called, I did not. he should die. "daughter heaved a sigh of relief :" approaching, I think this is the phone call from me. "
妳自己還是稍微整理壹下！呵呵！