1、爆笑英語小笑話1：Who?are stupid？誰蠢？
A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying “Everyone who thinks you’re stupid stand up!”
Little Johnny then stood up.
The teacher said “Do you think you’re stupid Johnny?”
“No ma’am but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!”
壹個老師在對學生們講心理學，“誰認為自己蠢就站起來？”她壹開始就說。
小約翰尼站了起來。
“妳認為妳很蠢嗎，小約翰尼？”老師問。
“不是的，老師，我只是不喜歡看妳壹個人站著。”
2、爆笑英語小笑話2：A?great man壹名偉人
Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a greatman if he were still alive today?
Student: Of course. He must be a great man for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.
老師：如果莎士比亞還活著，他會是壹名偉人嗎？
學生：當然。因為到目前為止，還沒有人活到400多歲。
3、爆笑英語小笑話3：Two?Cute dogs
A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog.?He asks the shopkeeper “Does
your dog bite?”
The shopkeeper says “No my dog does not bite.”
The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him. “Ouch” he says “I thought you said your dog does not bite!”
The shopkeeper replies “That is not my dog.”
壹個男人走進了壹家商店，看到了壹個可愛的小狗，於是他問店主：“妳的狗咬人嗎？”
店主說：“不，我的狗不咬人。”
這個男人就試圖撫摸狗，然後狗咬了他。“哎呀”他說：“我還以為妳說妳的狗不咬人呢！”
店主和他說：“那不是我的狗。”
4、爆笑英語小笑話4：Four gold teeth四顆金牙
6.Policeman: Why didn’t you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?
Man: If I had opened my mouth they’d have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.
警察：有人搶妳的手表時，妳為什麽不呼救呢？
男子：要是我張口的話，他們就會發現我的四顆金牙。那就更糟了。
5、爆笑英語小笑話5：Barking dogs don’t bite吠狗不咬人
The little girl did not like the look of the barking dog.
“It’s all right” said a gentleman “don’t be afraid. Don’t you know the proverb: Barking dogs don’t bite?”
“Ah yes” answered the little girl. “I know the proverb but does the dog know the proverb too?”
壹個小女孩非常不喜歡狗狂叫的樣子。
“沒有關系，”壹位先生說，“不用害怕，妳知道這條諺語嗎：‘吠狗不咬人。’”
“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道嗎？”