1、I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
開始我直接求上帝賜輛自行車，後來我琢磨上帝辦事兒不是這個路數，於是老子偷了壹輛然後求上帝寬恕。
2、I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.我希望能像爺爺那樣，安靜地在睡夢中死去，而不是要像他開的車上那些慘叫滴乘客壹樣死法啊！
3、Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
妳永遠不能戰勝壹個純SB，因為他會把妳的智商拉到跟他個水平，然後用豐富的經驗打敗妳。
4、The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
直譯：在這個世界上，我最不願意做的事就是傷害妳，但是這件事仍在我的考慮之列。
5、The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
直譯：早起滴小鳥有蟲蟲！晚到的老鼠有奶酪！
6、We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.直譯：在咱們這噶噠送外賣的都比警察來的快.
7、Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.直譯：就象打橋牌。如果對手不好使，自己的手必須好使。
8、 Some people are like Slinkies,not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.直譯：有些人就像Slinkies（彈簧玩具），沒什麽實在用處，但看他們在樓梯上倒騰來搗騰去還是很有喜感。
9、Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.直譯：政客和紙尿布有壹個***同點就是：他們都很有規律地被替換，而且因為同壹個理由——臟了！
10、sometimes u need to look back, otherwise u will never know what u have lost in the way of forever searching.直譯：偶爾要回頭看看，否則永遠都在追尋，而不知道自己失去了什麽。